Jake

Calm, relaxed and unusual in a good way. Sometimes Jake's can be genius but can have no common sense. They often take opportunities but lose them due to being to lazy. Can be hot/cute but also collected. Jake's also have chemistry with most girls due to lack of self-exploration. It's hard for them to be boring. If a Jake asks you out, you should definitely consider saying yes!

Person 1: Jake is looking mighty fine today
Person 2: Yeahhhh

by thats_unfortunate November 22, 2021

JAKE

Anugarh's husband

Oh is That Jake

by Hwihwi November 22, 2021

Jake

A true-blue bloke with a ginormous cock

Girl 1: Omg did you sleep with Jake?
Girl 2: Yeah, and wow did he have a big cock

by Willyboi696969 November 22, 2021

Jake

a fully sick cunt with a massive horse cock who also is super attractive and pulls bitches like a magnet on crack.

i tried to suck Jakes dick but it didn't fit in my mouth

by Jake_semen27 November 22, 2021

Jake

Needs a wheelbarrow to carry round his gigantic c0ck! Perfect and all.

You wish you were a jake

by big dog4196 November 22, 2021

Jake

Heard they have small heads

Wow Jake’s head is small

by Who’sthhhiiss November 22, 2021

Jake

Perfection

Jake is the definition of perfection

by Gossipgirlbwxoxo November 22, 2021