Michael Jackson

The one and only king of pop. A humble humanitarian who brought love, joy, and kindness to the world when it wasn't given to him. A legend and a true icon of the music industry

Girl: I'm gonna go listen to Michael Jackson's music, OMG I love him
Boy: Who's MJ?

Girl: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO MJ IS?! You're living under a rock

by Loathing Pain May 13, 2021

Ben Jackson

Ben Jackson is a gay cunt and should be shit up by sam.

Ben Jackson is a bitch.
-Sam Tissen.

by 6969eastwoodacademy July 29, 2019

jackson hoye

The perfect guy, he’s tall, athletic, hot, smart, and has a 15 inch schlong.

I have wet dreams about Jackson Hoye

by Nik Kerr December 9, 2019

Jackson Groove

The Jackson Groove is a feeling where you feel unstoppable. It is named after Michael Jackson.

Josh: How are you feeling today?
Lucas: I’ve got the Jackson Groove!

by MrMoshyB December 19, 2020

Samuel Jackson

quandle dingle here, i have some comments about samuel jackson, he is very hot and fortnite btw and he is black and like lean and like watermelon and like kfc and like KKK and no swam and no xi xinping (+15 america credit) anti dreamsexual gigachad head ahh boy nikkashneedang.

Samuel jackson is so hot bro omg

by quandle dangle May 13, 2022

proper jackson

really good, excellent, top notch, top banana, awesome

If someone was to give you a really nice gift, or you were given the day off work, or you received some good news, or you heard a really good song you'd say "that's proper jackson!"

by Ben Summers September 1, 2008

jackson story

a random story which has no point or moral behind it. Often times ends abruptly with no warning.

Lauren tells Mike and John this story "this one time i was at a wedding and my uncle gave me some rum and coke and then later that night he was next to my parents and looked at me and said, how do you like that rum and coke?"
Mike and John say "Jackson Story"

by John Letts January 22, 2008