hockey bag

The smelliest shit on earth that even febreeze can't handle. Never get into a car if someone says, "Hey, I've got wet gear in the back. Hope you don't mind."

source - hockey player who has to ride 2 hours to and from practice

"Yo, I bet my hockey bag smells worse than yours ya muffin!"

by chronodos May 31, 2016

Honey Shy

When a guy doesn't give enough head

friend 1: Dude, John is really sweet and everything but he is honey shy!

friend 2: Break up with him, I literally won't date a guy if he's honey shy

by hotspicymeatball November 27, 2017

Hockey dad

A father of a hockey player who tends to relive their hockey career through their own kids. Often shows up after having a bit to much to drink. Usually very loud who yell slanderous things at the referees and other teams Found mostly in the upper Midwest.

Jake “Man that hockey dad was nuts, good thing they kicked him out!”
Thomas “Yeah he was callling the kids on the others team pussies and slamming PBRs

by Vineyard Tom 65 March 13, 2018

Honeydew Polish

Saliva, urine, and nut mixed together.

Shut up before I unleash my honeydew polish upon your face!

by TyphoonWigga March 7, 2019

Honey I shrunk the kids

A movie from 1989 about four kids who got turn to pea size. They find a way to get home overnight through different barriers ahead(bees, mud, and a lawn mower). They prove that one of their fathers machine works. It’s full of romance, comedy, fantasy, and drama. It’s also the reason why I can’t eat Cheerios.

When people ask for my favorite movie, I tell them it’s Honey I shrunk the kids.

by Bawston69 October 15, 2019

Hokey doke

Something written or spoken that is false. Bullshit, fakery.

We have had enough of this hokey doke.

by Big Rick 69 December 20, 2019

Hockey Douche

Alpha aggressor in school and in the locker room... usually a bully and a douchebag... tries to be cool and exhibits external toughness and masculinity... Tends to wear a backwards tilted hat, sweatpants and joggers and athletic-related shirts... also a fuckboy and often a star athlete... generally very popular and only truly liked by his guy friends, hated by a lot of kids... the type of kid that hurts people but other athletes want to be

Emma: You going to Will’s party tonight?

Julia: Ya probably. Why are you dating him though?

Emma: what’s wrong with will?

Julia: He’s always an asshole. I just think he’s a hockey douche.

by Itiswhatitis234 July 2, 2020