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not supposed to happen

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a situation where you really want to do something, so you do it, all the while /knowing its not supposed to happen. Usually understood by both parties. One or both parties participate in the i dont remember that night game.
EX: shit man, that was just... not supposed to happen
by yourfaceklkl February 9, 2010
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hippie

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Hippies are a primitive breed of human which came about through non-selective breeding and inbreeding which happened during the 1960's in many parts of America and the Western World in general. Distinguishing features among Hippies are long, uncombed hair; bright colored clothing; lack of footwear; jewelry consisting of beads and/or small pebbles held together by twine; and general uncleanliness. Many male Hippies also wear long beards.

Hippies are technologically challenged and have a limited grasp of simple machinery. As such they are usually seen operating bicycles, guitars, and older model automobiles which are often in a state of severe disrepair.

Hippies live in Communes which are small to medium sized villages consisting of primitive dwellings which may house as many as fifty to seventy-five individuals. Some Hippies will work to feed the larger group, however most spend their days lounging about, listening to music, using drugs, and mating in a random manner. Some Hippies engage in agricultural activity, namely the growing of their "Sacred Herb", a minor narcotic known as Marijuana.

There have been several large Hippie migrations in past years, however current populations are remaining sedentary with only a select few still traveling about the country. Some of these groups have splintered from the main species and are now called "Phishheads" in reference to their worship of a God called "Phish", in contrast to the traditional Hippie pantheon which consisted of an organization known as the "Grateful Dead".

Because of their unresponsible breeding habits and general lack of hygene, Hippies are known to carry many diseases. However Hippies are by and large harmless.

Hippies have no known predators: however there are several groups who they regularly come into conflict with. Namely the Fuzz, Squares, and Punks.
Some noted Hippies are Jerry Garcia: Tommy Chong: Ken Kesey: and Bill Clinton
by hoopsterinius December 24, 2008
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Happierest

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A Highly used term in the debate between a couple on the subject of who makes who happiest.
Sam: I love you Baby, you make me so happy
Bekah: I love you too, you make me Happier
Sam: Oh yeah, well you make me Happiest
Bekah: Fine then, You make me Happierest!
Sam: I give...you win...
by USCSam September 18, 2009
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Hippie Stick

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~~"Pass the "hippie stick" on the left hand-side...ah say!~~....nuf said.
by HippieChick9 March 15, 2009
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The large black Thule ski/lugage containers commonly found on top of nearly all Subaru or Toyota cars found traveling in the North Western United States.
Jr. take your hat off! There must be a dead hippie in that "Hippie Coffin" on top of that car.
by SweetBankNative July 5, 2010
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hippie-crit

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hip-ee-krit noun

1. A jam band listening, acid dropping hippie who shit talks edm even though they themselves used to, or still do, listen to electronic music.

2. A hippie who is a total dick/bitch and or poser towards any other non hippies which goes against the peace and love mentality of a true hippie.
-"Some douche said Bassnectar is garbage and needs to learn to play real instruments like Umphreys."
-"He went to a Bassnectar show 5 months ago! What a hippie-crit!"

-"This hippie-crit totally mean mugged me after I asked them if I could borrow a bowl"
by SL33V3L3SS January 23, 2013
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When you have a very happy penis.
“what happened to my penis, it was so happy. Im no longer experiencing happenis."
by Verlaine Stain June 27, 2014
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