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throwin ham

The act of masturbating furiously
i was throwin ham last night and then my mom walked in and she took my computer n threw it out the window
by awesomesmosh1 November 13, 2013
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Ms Ham

Rachel Huffman, but we all know her as Ms. Ham. Known throughout as the greatest teacher to ever teach at Langston Charter Middle. She might have taught English, but more importantly she taught us life lessons, skills, and girl advise to a class of 8th grade boys that desperately needed it. Might be a bit of a grammar natzi at times but it’s kinda her job to. In a school of all of bland teachers and not so fun times (*COUGH*HORRIBLE) she might have been the one redeeming thing about that place and be the class we waited for all day to come. She might have her rough days but you really can’t blame her considering who she has to put up with all day everyday. She showed us that teachers really can care about their students and have fun teaching, a quality not many teachers do have. Retiring in 2019 she will leave a legacy as the greatest teacher to every teach in LCMS
Ex: Ms Ham is the best teacher
by Former lcms student June 26, 2019
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ham beast

Fat woman who looks greasy and probably eats ham
by RoxyB April 28, 2021
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ham in a gash

a disturbing vagina with a visual similarity to a slice of ham folded and stuck into a deep cut.
"She's cool and all, but she's got ham in a gash."
by Dhik Hedd February 24, 2021
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ham fire

Oh no there's a Ham fire in my sandwhich ....
by 66dumfuk May 4, 2016
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Ham Harmonica

When a girl sucks up and down the side of your penis lengthwise, like eating a cob of corn.
Dave: Hey Rocco, where did you and Nikki run off to after the BBQ last night?
Rocco: Oh man, she go so worked up after eating 4 cobs of corn at dinner, she took me out behind the horse barn and played the Ham Harmonica on me!
by DanaFX October 31, 2021
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Ham Donked

When you get pegged by your wife’s work husband.
Adam got ham donked by his wife’s work husband.
by KGSmash May 14, 2022
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