Glass Bottomed Blumpkin

1. Receiving a blowjob, while taking a shit on a crystal toilet.

2. Taking a shit on a girl's face covered with plastic wrap , while receiving a blowjob at the same time.

2. A popular well drink: Tequila, Baileys, Half-&-Half and a chocolate egg served in a glass toilet mug.

Nadine gave good head, while I delivered a steamy, glass-bottomed--blumpkin on her cutesy but defiled, little face.

by Jackie Treehorn March 28, 2004

Very Pure Glass

Made from the finest sand in heaven then gently carried to earth by an angel
to make cables.

Person: Hey what's very pure glass?
Person 2: Glass that's VERY PURE. It's in the name dumbass.
(Worst definition ever)

by NaniKoreWa May 31, 2018

Rose tinted glasses

Another name for nostalgia.

Let me take off my rose tinted glasses.

by It go the go to sktd just e hm December 23, 2019

Glass Shell syndrome

When a man has dealt with so much stress, from relationships, careers, friends etc. That he turns into an individual of bottled up psychotic rage, clearly unstable. So unstable in fact, that not even a women PMSing will dare to cross his temper. He will be calm at first, but certain things to nothing at all will set him off on a lethal rampage of death and destruction. The closest thing to a fucking werewolf a human can get.

My friend has been afflicted with "Glass Shell syndrome"... And now they are tracking him in the woods by huge footprints and claw marks.. and the blood trails...

by Errol101 December 27, 2011

glass table girls

party girls. girls that aren't averse to snorting cocaine

song by the weeknd

I wanna party with some glass table girls tonight

by harrietandrose February 4, 2015

NB Glass of Milk

A sexual act by which a person sucks breast milk out of a womans breast, then proceeds to spit it into the womans vagina, then drink it. Originated in North Battleford, Saskatchewan

I was with your aunty last night and had a NB Glass of Milk

by Spookmaster D September 15, 2010

stained glass window

A pane of glass made using smaller pieces of different colored glass, sometimes worked in a complex design.
Each piece of glass being held together by a lead framework, welded by hand.

The Stained Glass Window in the church casts an eerie glow on the Priest and the alter boy.

by Anonymous September 13, 2003