Garden Lobster

a rare land-living blue arthropod that loves tomatoes, but also eats grubs and other pests. If you give them their own tomato plant, they'll keep your soil aerated and fertilized

Person 1: How is your soil so fertilized?

Person 2: oh it’s my Garden Lobster!

by Ly iedmna March 6, 2020

Weeding The Beer Garden

When someone drinks the leftover not yet empty drinks anywhere alcohol is serve

Wow! He really must have been weeding the beer garden tonight!

by RNRSGMG August 7, 2010

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

Better Homes and Gardens

the fourth best selling magazine in the United States. The magazine is published 12 times per year by Dotdash Meredith (formerly Meredith Corporation).

Better Homes and Gardens is one of the "Seven Sisters", a group of women's service magazines.

by Wendysfg May 7, 2023

soggy garden

when the un-shaven vagina is particularly moist, it is thus called a soggy garden.

Person A: Dude, that chick had a soggy garden last night.
Person B: Oh man, I'll show you my soggy garden.

by Moist Flowers April 12, 2017

Garden hosing

When a man lays ass down dick up and your women drives a vacuum over your dick and it gets spun up into the brush rollers and stretches your dick 2 full rotations

We are gonna go garden hosing until

by Revilo rabeof March 5, 2025

golden garden

Got you, chase

I can’t believe you actually googled golden garden thinking it was a sex position

by ACloser December 12, 2017