Are you frogging me?

The term “are you frogging me?” Is the same thing as saying “are you kidding me” but if you like frogs and are a fellow frogged feel free to use it when somebody says something ridiculous

“Hey there’s a frog outside in the grass”
“WOW OMG RLLY YOUVE GOTTA BE FROGGING ME, ARE YOU FROGGING ME?”

Example 2
“Hey, I just took a shit in your toaster”
“Are you frogging me right now?”

by Frogfanman November 12, 2020

Frog in her throat

Something miss piggy says while having sex with Kermit.

Why couldn’t miss piggy count to 70?
Because every time she got to 69, she got a frog in her throat

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Monkey fish frog

From Mr. Garrison's theory of evolution

"...and then that had a retard baby, which was a... monkey fish frog."

by madmacha96 April 26, 2022

National Frog Day

National Frog Day is where you can do anything to a frog!! :)
DONT FUCK IT FOR FUCKS SAKE

Luna: *plays with a frog*
Luka: *fucks a frog*
Luna: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Luka: but it’s national frog day!
Luna: BUT FUCKING IT IS NOT RIGHT

by char_spring April 14, 2023

Bull Dick Frog

A male that hops from chick to chick.

That guy over there is a bull dick frog.

by RSherm March 13, 2019

groom my frog

Groom my frog can be used in a scenario when you need to get off the phone because it’s awkward silence or they talk to long.

Hold on! I got to go, i have to groom my frog

by Taterbug January 13, 2023

aiden za frog

A really bad person that everyone hates. He should be killed and doesn't deserve life.

Aiden za frog should die.

by Uffuuffuufufsudufi May 25, 2017