A: i heard Jade is now cancer free!
B: thats great! i hope she never goes near a Church organ again.
B: thats great! i hope she never goes near a Church organ again.
by Ghost0mega_is_gay_for_solkrieg April 13, 2023
Get the Church organmug. by pimpdaddycraig June 4, 2022
Get the Go To Churchmug. non-mean prank. these activities always:
1) leave the Recipient feeling loved, encouraged, &comforted.
2)anonymous surprises for the recipient. Give all the credit to Jesus Christ. This makes it even more fun, since you're secretly planning & carrying out a surprise for a person. Exceptions: a group completely pays off a person's debt etc
4) It is made to fit the recipient's specific needs. (example: Cindy was $20,498 in debt still from college loans. Cindy was "church-pranked" & received a check for exactly $20,498.
5)Choosing a recipient who has been discouraged, in a tough spot, had a close relative pass away recently, or in financial straights makes the "church-prank" all the better.
6)DON'T leave the recipients feeling worthless, scared, with any property damage, in a trash can, stuffed into a locker, with a swirly, or injured
7) if this act was done to ur pastor's daughter, would he be filled with righteous anger? no.
7) would you want this done to you? example, if u wouldn't want to find piles of poop on ur desk, it's not a church-prank to put poop on a persons desk. If u like to finding $20bills on ur desk, would someone else be encouraged if they found $20bills hidden on theirs?
8) church-pranks don't leave messes around & aren't illegal.
9)Does it bring someone closer to Jesus Christ? Does it leave the recipient thanking God? Does this act fit in with the loving, deeply caring, encouraging, comforting, good, creative character of God?
1) leave the Recipient feeling loved, encouraged, &comforted.
2)anonymous surprises for the recipient. Give all the credit to Jesus Christ. This makes it even more fun, since you're secretly planning & carrying out a surprise for a person. Exceptions: a group completely pays off a person's debt etc
4) It is made to fit the recipient's specific needs. (example: Cindy was $20,498 in debt still from college loans. Cindy was "church-pranked" & received a check for exactly $20,498.
5)Choosing a recipient who has been discouraged, in a tough spot, had a close relative pass away recently, or in financial straights makes the "church-prank" all the better.
6)DON'T leave the recipients feeling worthless, scared, with any property damage, in a trash can, stuffed into a locker, with a swirly, or injured
7) if this act was done to ur pastor's daughter, would he be filled with righteous anger? no.
7) would you want this done to you? example, if u wouldn't want to find piles of poop on ur desk, it's not a church-prank to put poop on a persons desk. If u like to finding $20bills on ur desk, would someone else be encouraged if they found $20bills hidden on theirs?
8) church-pranks don't leave messes around & aren't illegal.
9)Does it bring someone closer to Jesus Christ? Does it leave the recipient thanking God? Does this act fit in with the loving, deeply caring, encouraging, comforting, good, creative character of God?
Frank couldn't afford to take his wife out to dinner. He got church-pranked when he opened an anonymous gift certificate for a dinner for 2.
Simon's old car broke down. He couldn't afford a car. Simon got church-pranked when his friends got together & bought Simon the new car of his dreams.
Sam went on a mission trip. He got church-pranked when he got home, only to find his lawn already mowed by an anonymous source.
Freddy the Freshmen went on his first mission trip. He was sad when he didn't see anyone get saved on the 1st day. Freddy cried himself to sleep. Freddy got church-pranked when he found a chocolate bar on top of his bag & encouraging Bible verses.
George, the receiver for the college football team, got into a car accident that left him paralyzed from the waist down. He had fallen asleep at the wheel. The pastor's son - who had been driving the other car- died. George's dream of playing in the NFL ended. Stuck in the hospital instead of on the football field & partying, George was sad. George would lose his football scholarship. He couldn't afford the hospital bills. But George got church-pranked when the pastor (whose son died in the car accident) was holding a check that not only covered his hospital bills but the next year's tuition &fees for college. He told George he was forgiven. Astounded, George accepted Jesus Christ. George graduated from college & became a doctor.
Simon's old car broke down. He couldn't afford a car. Simon got church-pranked when his friends got together & bought Simon the new car of his dreams.
Sam went on a mission trip. He got church-pranked when he got home, only to find his lawn already mowed by an anonymous source.
Freddy the Freshmen went on his first mission trip. He was sad when he didn't see anyone get saved on the 1st day. Freddy cried himself to sleep. Freddy got church-pranked when he found a chocolate bar on top of his bag & encouraging Bible verses.
George, the receiver for the college football team, got into a car accident that left him paralyzed from the waist down. He had fallen asleep at the wheel. The pastor's son - who had been driving the other car- died. George's dream of playing in the NFL ended. Stuck in the hospital instead of on the football field & partying, George was sad. George would lose his football scholarship. He couldn't afford the hospital bills. But George got church-pranked when the pastor (whose son died in the car accident) was holding a check that not only covered his hospital bills but the next year's tuition &fees for college. He told George he was forgiven. Astounded, George accepted Jesus Christ. George graduated from college & became a doctor.
by WhatWouldHolyGhostDo? November 7, 2014
Get the church-prankmug. by BlackObama March 5, 2022
Get the Harry Churchmug. Pucci Church is a discord server and the best hell to stay in by JY Pucci Shawty.
The other members are the best ngl. The red Ranks are shit. Except for coom taco.
The other members are the best ngl. The red Ranks are shit. Except for coom taco.
by anonymous December 21, 2020
Get the Pucci Churchmug. the church of scp-999 (slimey boy). the church of peanut's greatest enemy (join the church of peanut now), is a group of scp-999 worshippers. 999 worshippers are known as "idiots". The church of 999 is at constant war with the church of peanut. (join the church of peanut now) While 999 worshippers are braindead and idiotic, they are equipped with heavy weaponry. this heavy weaponry ranges from M9 berettas to Stoner 96 LMGs. the church of 999's leader is unknown to this day, but it is said that the leader of the church of 999 holds one of, if not the most powerful weapon in existence... the Micro H.I.D., ripped straight out of SCP:SL!!!!!!!!!!
joe: yo wanna be friends
mama: sure bro
joe: do you go to church?
mama: yes, i go to the church of 999
joe: nvm bro, we are no longer friends
mama: sure bro
joe: do you go to church?
mama: yes, i go to the church of 999
joe: nvm bro, we are no longer friends
by beanut lover May 28, 2022
Get the the church of 999mug. Church-Centric Bible Translation (CCBT) is a paradigm of Bible translation focussed on the establishing and strengthening of the church using a translation process that is led by leaders of the church and done by Christian 'believers' translating into their own language, as an integral part of their theological and spiritual formation.
CCBT provides the Church with unrestricted freedom to use the highest standard of biblical resources and technology to create, check and publish their translations. CCBT overcomes the licensing obstacle by open-licensing everything that the global church needs (e.g., content, tools, and training.) It overcomes the language obstacle by providing open-licensed resources in all the Gateway Languages so that the church in every language can use the resources through a major language they understand. All content found on the CCBT website is open-licensed (CC-BY-SA).
CCBT provides the Church with unrestricted freedom to use the highest standard of biblical resources and technology to create, check and publish their translations. CCBT overcomes the licensing obstacle by open-licensing everything that the global church needs (e.g., content, tools, and training.) It overcomes the language obstacle by providing open-licensed resources in all the Gateway Languages so that the church in every language can use the resources through a major language they understand. All content found on the CCBT website is open-licensed (CC-BY-SA).
Five Bible stories have been translated into one of the 120 minority Chadian languages using the church-centric Bible translation model.
by habs94 July 25, 2023
Get the Church-Centric Bible Translationmug.