deconstructed dinner

When you’re so tired, you can’t cook, and just eat all the ingredients by themselves, one after the other.

Cause it makes it sound fancy, and if you can’t be happy, you can at least be funny.

X: I had a four-course deconstructed dinner yesterday.
Y: Fancy! What restaurant did you go to? The Fat Duck?
X: None. I had a can of corn. Followed by some ajvar I ate with bread. Then I was still hungry and ate an old can of meat. With a spring onion I found in the fridge. … 😆Basically a deconstructed chili. … XD … (˃̣̣̥ᯅ˂̣̣̥)
Y: I feel ya. Still better than what I had for dinner. What do we even work for? No time anymore, and still no money.

by Evi1M4chine September 7, 2025

winner winner vegan dinner

Literally, it’s vegans celebrating... but with dinner!

Winner winner vegan dinner! There’s more than two options on the menu for me!

by It’sbradthevegan! February 28, 2021

dinner thread

n. an obnoxiously long online discussion whose subject matter may concern a multitude of different topics. used in any context pertaining to online threads, esp. facebook messages. often aggravates the lesser known psychological condition known as macronematophobia.
origin unknown

"Dude, have you been keeping up with the dinner thread? It's five hundred messages long!"
"Nah, man, my shrink said I can't; I'm macronematophobic."
"Bogus, dude."

by Il Bianco April 1, 2008

insurance dinner

A yearly celebratory dinner, usually held in the evening, where one partner graciously hosts the occasion for their significant other, who serves as the principal policyholder responsible for the relationship's insurance plan.

Friend 1: Hey! Are you free Friday night? A few of us from work are going to the beach to watch fireworks.
Friend 2: Oh no, sorry! I have to take my partner to dinner for our insurance dinner.
Friend 1: Wow. Insurance dinners are a scam.
Friend 2: Yes, they are indeed. See you next time!

by kincaidenau December 16, 2023

Thanksgiving dinner

When you fuck someone in the ass and use gravy as lube and shove a pumpkin in there ass

Yo I just gave this bitch a good thanksgiving dinner

by OBfor3 April 14, 2021

Dinner Box

A playe of food someone makes for another person to be eaten laer.

I left your dinner box in the fridge…you can heat it up in the microwave when you get home.

by Butterbox December 7, 2021

in for dinner

the opposite of "out to lunch"

dude a) dude, you are so in for dinner right now it's insane
dude b) true true

by funkaroonie June 18, 2019