Lazy Pig Flu

Seasonal disorder which occurs when the sun comes out all the women in the office/school/place of work etc suddenly start croaking down the phone that they are 'ill' until the sun disappears and they return to work fully tanned to the max - it seems the sunshine and lazing about works wonders for LPF!!!!

Baz 'Just got a call from princess, seems she's ill'
Dai'Lazy Pig Flu don't you mean'

by jaga-jack May 5, 2009

German Weasel Flu

a viral like flu with a sore neck, sore arm's n legs, severe headache's, chronic projectile vomiting, and severe anal leakage, this illness is only experienced by hypochondriacs.

German weasel flu

by Tobdogg October 18, 2011

Shovel-Ready Flu Shot

The last shot you'll ever need, under The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act. May contain lead and/or copper, will leaves trace GSR at the injection site.

Dude, your dad turned 70? Might as well sign him up for his shovel-ready flu shot now...
Bro, that shovel-ready flu shot is KILLER!

by geekthang November 2, 2012

Bag gone flu

When the party is over and you wake up sick, broke, with nothing left until payday and jones or become irritable.

Don't mind Bob, He's got the bag gone flu.

by Chief Floppydisk August 15, 2015

brown jug flu

When you drink way to much and get sick that night and feel like crap in the morning or through the day

I have the Brown jug flu today guys . I drank WAY to much last night

by Lizzie4136 February 25, 2018

New York Flu Like Symptoms

Fever* or feeling feverish/chills.
Cough.
Sore throat.
Runny or stuffy nose.
Muscle or body aches.
Headaches.
Fatigue (tiredness)
Some people may have vomiting and diarrhea, though this is more common in children than adults.

While sometimes described as "New York Flu Like Symptoms" it's also described as:

Derby Drudge
Hong Kong Cough
San Fran Scam
Natomas Nap
Ventura Dysteria

Vaginal Myalgia

All of these conditions have one thing in common. Proximity to John "Youngie" Young.

AKA: Midget porn expert
Tax avoidance expert
Analogies disguised as metaphors expert

Chainsaw repair expert
Train spotting expert (not the kettles, he doesn't "Fancy" those)
Navy Seal Expert
Derby Tourist Guide (gay bar) expert
etc, etc, etc,

While English, he speaks like a yank and has lost his accent. Soft as grease, a public school boy.

Sits too far back on his seat, can't get his knee down, doesn't warm his tires (tyres), buys crap tires, worlds best absentee Dad.

Stay away, his chronic vaginal myalgia (pain of his lady parts) will fill you with dread, wearing you down until you feel like you were hit by a subway.

I hung out with Youngie last night and I feel like crap. - Oh Dude, you got New York Flu Like Symptoms

by Master Chief Shite July 9, 2019

The Fischer Flu

After having two beers, you act and pretend to be the best coil tuber on planet earth and proceed to act like a jive turkey. It acts as one of the strongest women repellents know to man

A complete tomato head who smokes 2 packs of cigarettes a day; a real disgusting individual

Bundy: I used to rig in and frac all by myself

Co-worker: oh man, he’s got the Fischer flu

by The chrome donkey August 2, 2019