A scenic place where the boys could have a “bit on”, whether it’s down, in, on, around or across the flats.Normally a location where you chuck some pots in or go flick some yabby’s.
The big Cambodian woke up dustier than a ceiling fan after a big night and he pissed his swag,could say he had a bit on down the flats.
by Tatto the ferret November 24, 2023
The flats also known as a large scenic Feild of view,most commonly a beach,creek,out bush or a place to camp or pump yabbys. Just a place where you could have a bit on.
by Tatto the ferret December 10, 2023
by OilrubAinsley October 29, 2021
A sequence of taking off clumps of vaginal hair and violently shoving it in the other partner's pee hole.
by Searsisdead November 24, 2015
A real Election where nobody cares who wins because all of the possible candidates are just as depressing and uninteresting as the others. I.A. We don't care who wins...you all suck, i'd rather take a nap.
by SpdRscL November 15, 2023
1. Round flat poop resembling the shape and size of a table tennis paddle. Not to be confused with Browns Flat, the rural community in Kings County, New Brunswick, Canada.
"I've been shitting out brown flats ever since I lost a table tennis tournament and Jerry shoved the flat side of the paddle up my ass."
by Tonyvenom September 23, 2017
Moving as fast as you possibly can, usually used to describe a medical helicopter flying as fast as they possibly can in order to save a life.
*sound of helicopter overhead*
“Hey? What’s that sound?”
*listening*
“That’s the sound of Metro Life Flight flat ass bookin!”
“Hey? What’s that sound?”
*listening*
“That’s the sound of Metro Life Flight flat ass bookin!”
by trparky February 17, 2021