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Asshole Feature

(n.) an attribute of a high-end product used to lure people with too much money into buying it instead of a less expensive model that will work just as well for their purposes. Combined these features assist in creating douche bag appeal.
Jim barely knows how to use his email, but he was drawn to the MacBook Pro due to the asshole features. The backlit keyboard was the gimmick that finally sealed the deal.

BMWs automobiles are loaded with asshole features to seduce douche bags with too much money.
by jacobre1 February 27, 2008
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nurture feature

Anything that vibrates and can be used like a vibrator
dude that guy always has his phone set on nurture feature
by Cuban711 April 11, 2008
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Coon Features

Similar to twat features, but thats just a derogitory term.
Coon features actuallly describes a person to have black person features, E.g a huge nose, or huge slug lips.
Maybe a huge booty.
Dude would you think of tapping that hot white girl over there?

Wtf dude, that chick has coon features you twat feature.
by Coonschoolbus March 29, 2010
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feather fuck

Fucking an unimaginably fat girl so that it feals as if you are ramming a feather pillow with your dick.
I feather fucked that 320 pounder last night.I fucker her rolls GOOD!!!
by Ben Keyser January 11, 2005
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Feargal-Sharkey

Derogatory rhyming slang for a dark-skinned non-caucasian, especially those of African or Subcontinental Indian descent.

Feargal Sharkey is an Irish pop singer who found fame in the '70s and '80s.
That Beyonce Knowles is a bit of alright for a Feargal-Sharkey, ain't she, eh!?
by Andy Sword January 6, 2009
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Feasterville-Trevose, Pa

Also known as "da ville" or "da vose". Two towns so small they share a zip code. Actually has real streets named Bertha and Street Road. A place where everybody really does know your name... and everything else about you. Contains only 3 main places to hang out Suburban Diner, Your friends house, and Brunswick Zone. Considered to be one of the most boring places to live ever..however it could be worse, at least its not in Alabama.

Feasterville Trevose "the friendly place to live"
by holla January 9, 2005
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Fear Factor

Cool show.The "ONLY" good reality show ever in existence.

It's not scary at all it's just gross and disgusting.

Contestants win hardly anything but have to eat gross ass disgusting shit like bull penises or live bugs or spiders or giant hissing cockroaches and stuff that's alot worse than those.And they also have to perform stunts which ain't as bad as eating all that sick shit.
You pretty much tune in to laugh at the people who are stupid enough to go on this show knowing that they make you eat sick shit like horse rectum and maggots.
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