A woman or a girl who maintains a profile on Facebook or any other social networking website with the sole porpoise of attracting male attention.
It is easy to recognize them by their slutty pictures. Nearly all pictures they have will feature themselves, either with underwear, or make up and hair-do obviously only made for the photo. They will nearly always include some (semi) professional pictures of themselves, probably made for a modeling portfolio that never got them a job. Some of the pictures will show them posing in hot pants at hom in front of the radiator and the tucky curtain. Their pictures will consequently attract heaps of comments from wanking strangers like "wowwwwwwwwwwwwww sexy".
Most of their contacts are males that they have never met.
To make sure people will only care about their looks they usually fill their details with empty bullshit that tries to appear sweet instead of displaying any sort of personality, even attempting to look even more dumb than they actually are by putting "hahahaha" as their favorite book.
They would do virtually everything to appear to be the cheapest easiest whore on earth just to get as many men hit on them as possible, so they can think they really are hot and be happy with themselves. Usually this is all what they want, and avoid taking anything with a man any further than flirting and letting him admire them. Just watch: they will never have a wall post from any of her hundreds of male friends that refers to any shared experience. Becase she never meets them.
It is easy to recognize them by their slutty pictures. Nearly all pictures they have will feature themselves, either with underwear, or make up and hair-do obviously only made for the photo. They will nearly always include some (semi) professional pictures of themselves, probably made for a modeling portfolio that never got them a job. Some of the pictures will show them posing in hot pants at hom in front of the radiator and the tucky curtain. Their pictures will consequently attract heaps of comments from wanking strangers like "wowwwwwwwwwwwwww sexy".
Most of their contacts are males that they have never met.
To make sure people will only care about their looks they usually fill their details with empty bullshit that tries to appear sweet instead of displaying any sort of personality, even attempting to look even more dumb than they actually are by putting "hahahaha" as their favorite book.
They would do virtually everything to appear to be the cheapest easiest whore on earth just to get as many men hit on them as possible, so they can think they really are hot and be happy with themselves. Usually this is all what they want, and avoid taking anything with a man any further than flirting and letting him admire them. Just watch: they will never have a wall post from any of her hundreds of male friends that refers to any shared experience. Becase she never meets them.
I can't believe my boyfriend requested a meeting from this local Facebook Tease when he was coming to visit me in my country. Now he says that he didn't get to meet her, as she didn't get back in touch with him after collecting his msn address. Now I pretend not to believe him.
by VictoriaTheSecond February 19, 2009
Get the Facebook Tease mug. The internet news source (Facebook) where you learn possibly factual information about the days of your friends, acquaintances, and stalker prey.
Guy 1: "So hey, do we know where Jenny is tonight?"
Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."
Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."
Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."
Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."
by TomKVideo January 3, 2009
Get the Facebook Newsmug. Jake -I got 1,500 friends in this cool networking game called Facebook and you got like 10. LMAO, you suck..
Marcus -For me it is more like Face-to-Facebook, like seeing my friends when not really being able to meet them in person.
Marcus -For me it is more like Face-to-Facebook, like seeing my friends when not really being able to meet them in person.
by Finnish-linguist December 14, 2009
Get the Face-to-Facebookmug. Someone who uses facebook for the sole purpose of complaining about his or her life even though their problems are minimal compared to that of society.
Jake: My life sucks and nobody likes me. All I do is play video games and get on facebook.
Rodney: Dude, people have it a lot worse than you do. At least you have internet access and gaming systems. All you are is a facebook complainer. Shut the fuck up and quit feeling sorry for yourself cause no one else does.
Rodney: Dude, people have it a lot worse than you do. At least you have internet access and gaming systems. All you are is a facebook complainer. Shut the fuck up and quit feeling sorry for yourself cause no one else does.
by preparation_H August 13, 2011
Get the Facebook Complainermug. A period of time in which you no longer have to selectively tag and untag yourself from photo albums being added to the book; you look good.
Person One: "I've noticed a large number of photos of you have been appearing in my news feed recently. Pourquoi?"
Person two: "Man I'm in my facebook prime right now, bullets can't stop me."
Person two: "Man I'm in my facebook prime right now, bullets can't stop me."
by Rowdy_Roddy360 February 17, 2010
Get the Facebook primemug. A term describing someone who only talks to you via facebook, and avoids interaction outside of it.
This is sometimes because one person simply wants another friend on their friend-list, but it can also be mutual.
This is sometimes because one person simply wants another friend on their friend-list, but it can also be mutual.
Guy #1: We talk on facebook all the time, and then when I wave to her at school she looks the other way.
Guy #2: Hm. She seems to be a facebook-exclusive. I wouldn't count on a real relationship with her.
Guy #2: Hm. She seems to be a facebook-exclusive. I wouldn't count on a real relationship with her.
by aaandreeewww September 20, 2009
Get the facebook-exclusivemug. The act of posting ones religious beliefs on Facebook on a daily basis when in reality the don't follow the advice they are giving to everyone else. Usually ends up on someones blocked list, or unfriended.
Friend 1- Dude why's your mom always talking about the bible on Facebook? Does she not know that no one cares?
Friend 2- Idk shes such a Facebook Preacher because all she really does is sit around and smoke all day and watch Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune.
Friend1- Oh OK.
Friend 2- Idk shes such a Facebook Preacher because all she really does is sit around and smoke all day and watch Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune.
Friend1- Oh OK.
by Draketehrobber October 6, 2011
Get the Facebook Preachermug.