A woman or a girl who maintains a profile on Facebook or any other social networking website with the sole porpoise of attracting male attention.
It is easy to recognize them by their slutty pictures. Nearly all pictures they have will feature themselves, either with underwear, or make up and hair-do obviously only made for the photo. They will nearly always include some (semi) professional pictures of themselves, probably made for a modeling portfolio that never got them a job. Some of the pictures will show them posing in hot pants at hom in front of the radiator and the tucky curtain. Their pictures will consequently attract heaps of comments from wanking strangers like "wowwwwwwwwwwwwww sexy".
Most of their contacts are males that they have never met.
To make sure people will only care about their looks they usually fill their details with empty bullshit that tries to appear sweet instead of displaying any sort of personality, even attempting to look even more dumb than they actually are by putting "hahahaha" as their favorite book.
They would do virtually everything to appear to be the cheapest easiest whore on earth just to get as many men hit on them as possible, so they can think they really are hot and be happy with themselves. Usually this is all what they want, and avoid taking anything with a man any further than flirting and letting him admire them. Just watch: they will never have a wall post from any of her hundreds of male friends that refers to any shared experience. Becase she never meets them.
It is easy to recognize them by their slutty pictures. Nearly all pictures they have will feature themselves, either with underwear, or make up and hair-do obviously only made for the photo. They will nearly always include some (semi) professional pictures of themselves, probably made for a modeling portfolio that never got them a job. Some of the pictures will show them posing in hot pants at hom in front of the radiator and the tucky curtain. Their pictures will consequently attract heaps of comments from wanking strangers like "wowwwwwwwwwwwwww sexy".
Most of their contacts are males that they have never met.
To make sure people will only care about their looks they usually fill their details with empty bullshit that tries to appear sweet instead of displaying any sort of personality, even attempting to look even more dumb than they actually are by putting "hahahaha" as their favorite book.
They would do virtually everything to appear to be the cheapest easiest whore on earth just to get as many men hit on them as possible, so they can think they really are hot and be happy with themselves. Usually this is all what they want, and avoid taking anything with a man any further than flirting and letting him admire them. Just watch: they will never have a wall post from any of her hundreds of male friends that refers to any shared experience. Becase she never meets them.
I can't believe my boyfriend requested a meeting from this local Facebook Tease when he was coming to visit me in my country. Now he says that he didn't get to meet her, as she didn't get back in touch with him after collecting his msn address. Now I pretend not to believe him.
by VictoriaTheSecond February 19, 2009
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Have you heard from Jimmy lately? No. Ever since he got hooked up with high speed internet via his next door neighbor's connection, he has been a complete Facebooking Fool. He hasn't left his house (mom's house) in over a month and said he has 2000 friends on there, but hasn't actually seen one of them in person for over 20 years.
by The Man, The Myth, The Peasant September 3, 2009
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This is sometimes because one person simply wants another friend on their friend-list, but it can also be mutual.
This is sometimes because one person simply wants another friend on their friend-list, but it can also be mutual.
Guy #1: We talk on facebook all the time, and then when I wave to her at school she looks the other way.
Guy #2: Hm. She seems to be a facebook-exclusive. I wouldn't count on a real relationship with her.
Guy #2: Hm. She seems to be a facebook-exclusive. I wouldn't count on a real relationship with her.
by aaandreeewww September 20, 2009
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Person One: "I've noticed a large number of photos of you have been appearing in my news feed recently. Pourquoi?"
Person two: "Man I'm in my facebook prime right now, bullets can't stop me."
Person two: "Man I'm in my facebook prime right now, bullets can't stop me."
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Marcus -For me it is more like Face-to-Facebook, like seeing my friends when not really being able to meet them in person.
Marcus -For me it is more like Face-to-Facebook, like seeing my friends when not really being able to meet them in person.
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''Luv *friends name* soooo much!!! bbf4lyf 2k11 hehehehe''
''dude is that meant to be a frape? more like a facebook tickle''
''could be getting fraped right now but i'll let him off...''
''pussy! shoulda just fraped him, that's just a fickle! :P''
''fickle?
''facebook tickle >.<''
''dude is that meant to be a frape? more like a facebook tickle''
''could be getting fraped right now but i'll let him off...''
''pussy! shoulda just fraped him, that's just a fickle! :P''
''fickle?
''facebook tickle >.<''
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