Panda Express

A chinaman with a premature ejaculation problem.

Me no likey massage Panda Express. He make big white mess on table!

by SnackTime23 December 6, 2013

Expresso

When someone is ordering coffee and is in such a haste they pronounce Espresso like they are a black guy (or girl) and say Expresso...similar to Ask and Axe.

Customer: Can I have 2 small regular coffees with a shot of expresso in each.
Cashier: What are you...Black?
Customer: Yea nigga, what you want fool?

by The Black Guy March 30, 2007

express

The holy grail of gay mens clothing.

"The 1MX Shirts at Express for men are wicked expensive, but I buy them anyway because I'm gay."

by Rushmore June 13, 2004

Phud Master Express

''Phud'' is short for Vagina, the word originates from Punjabi. A ''Phud Master Express'' is known as the master and pro of having sexual intercourse with a woman's vagina in the shortest amount of time. ''Phud Master Express'' is able to have intercourse with a line up of 22 women in just one hour.

Hey see that guy, he's a real Phud Master Express, he's really fucking a lot of girls.

Wow! I wish i could be Phud Master Express! But my mom said i can't have sex until marriage.

by phudmasterexpress2009 July 7, 2009

express

A store that tries to appeal to heterosexual males (18-35), but in reality is a store that appeals more to the homosexual and metrosexual audience.

Elton John likes to shop at Express

by ifky September 29, 2005

facial expressions

complete term "owned in the facial expressions"- basically a cool way of saying "i kicked your ass"

owned in the facial expressions

by NJG101 March 21, 2008

Pinapple Express

A type of sexual intercourse between two friends, or people wanting to be more than friend, or between boyfriend + girlfriend.
Involves boxers with 'Pinapple Express' written on the back, palm trees in the bedroom and the scent of pinapples on the girl.
This type of sex is very fruity and exotic.

(Is recommended for some other people who are bored with their sex lives and want some excitement)


This type of sex has nothing to do with the stoner movie called "Pinapple Express".

Person A - "So I heard you and Zach... Pinapple Expressed last night?"
Person B - "Oh yeah! It was a totally different experience!"

Person C - "Dude! Did you Pinapple Express Gillian last night?"
Person D - "Totally! Dude, you should try it sometime yourself!"

by The Cat Ate Jell-o March 4, 2009