getting jewel-osco-ed

Two homosexuals having anal sex in public & during the day in the parking lot of the local jewel-osco grocery store.

While in town for the Gay Pride Parade, Eric witnessed two men getting jewel-osco-ed and took video footage on his iPhone.

by spiec July 8, 2009

Seal Team Six-ed

When you shoot a large bug with some sort of gun, then continue with a water funeral in the toilet.

DUDE, I saw this huge spider and Seal Team six-ed it.

by Stuartbrown August 6, 2011

light"head"ed

This one's for men. When you go to have sex, but can't get aroused.

"John, what's the matter with you?"
"Oh I'm just light"head"ed, maybe we can do this later?"

by thevoideater March 5, 2010

ed sheeran :DDD

the guitar he made is the bones of Justin Bieber.
And back in 2016, he ate a whole child :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

ed sheeran :DDD be like: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

by Omega Garfield :DDDDDDDDDD June 11, 2021

Cynthia-ed

Verb: Commonly used in situations where commission is involved. A person who will steal your sale in a heartbeat but will rip your eyes out if you try and do the same. Also describes another associate who will follow their customer around for fear that someone else will talk to them.

1) I went upstairs to get the item for my customer and when I got back they had been Cynthia-ed.
2) Don't bother going over there. She's Cynthia-ing again.

by Lauren Louie January 20, 2008

De-college-a-find-ed

A facebook phenomenon where college bound high school students change their facebook names so that colleges where they have applied to will not be able to correctly find or identify them, subsequently avoiding any chances of the interception of innapropriate behavior/pictures/conversations which may make a college defer the individuals application.

Mindy: Hey man I looked for you on Facebook last night but I couldn't find you..

Dirk: Oh yeah I de-college-a-find-ed myself cause I just sent in all my applications and I didn't want them finding the pictures from Wednesday night.

Mindy: Yea... I guess doing a goat and then posting up the pictures tagged as your baaaahhh-yfriend IS pretty fucked up.

by SlappyKielbasa January 13, 2010

ed edd n eddy

A good show to watch if youre stoned.

1: ed edd n eddy is funny as hell
2: thats only because youre stoned
1: yeah i know cartoons rock when youre stoned dude

by stewfoo January 8, 2005