Dylan’s Homie

A person who is weird, acting sus, or annoying that no one wants to claim to know or claim to be friends with

* at a party *
Dan: Who’s that weird guy who’s in the kitchen? Who brought him?
Ian: Oh, that’s “Dylan’s Homie”
Dan: ahhh, makes sense

by Did Someone Say K May 3, 2022

Dylan

a pretty emo dude but can make you burst out laughing easily. he says the most messed up things sometimes and that’s his thing. he is legit the prettiest guy you’ll ever meet and if you’re nice to him you will get along really well. he can be an actual asshole to people who hurt you and will defend you like his life depends on it. he’s the most caring dude ever and sometimes it seems like he doesn’t have a brain but that’s okay. hes always turning in assessments weeks late and doesn’t give a fuck about it. you have to be careful if you’re gonna say something mean because he is really quite sensitive and will cry about it for days.

i recommend if you know a dylan get close to him asap as he is probably the most interesting person in the world.

love dylan 🫶

by dylanishot May 15, 2022

Dylan’s Penis

Dylan’s penis is ridiculously small. He befuddles everyone who sees it. An absolute shrimp and a mood killer to any girl who sees.

What’s smaller then small can get. Dylan’s Penis

by J.J Hall June 14, 2022

Dylan beal

Dylan beal is the boyfriend of callum haughey who is a tiktok celebrity. Dylan beal has been featured in callum Haughey’s tiktok account a few times such as there McDonald’s date trip vlogs. In 2021 Dylan beal use to also take the persona of Stacey on callum Haughey’s tiktok account. and now Dylan beal isn’t seen as much in callum Haughey’s media. Dylan beal has a passion with cooking, shown in his video titled “pov: your making a chicken curry”

Dylan beal is the boyfriend of callum haughey

by Tiktokersxinformed July 6, 2022

Dylan Mendetta

Has sexual relations with his car and keeps tampons in his bag at school for the female friend he wants to rail

See Dylan Mendetta right there? He keeps feminine products in his bag

by Professional RawDogger July 15, 2022

Dylan

the absolute most handsome guy you will meet. he is caring, smart, good looking, and has very soft hair. if u find urself a dylan never let go of him. hes a keeper.

my boyfriend dylan is the best!

by hermosa._.heily32810 July 30, 2022

dylan singleton

this is what you call that one friend that washes their hands after having a shower

Guy: Is that guy washing his hands?? He just had a shower!!
Guy2: Yeah, we call him dylan singleton

by funnyguy66 August 30, 2022