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musty, crusty & dusty

used to describe someone who is old and weird.
used to describe someone who tries to be quirky but in fact is just lame. especially when they always make 'ur mom' jokes.
Jane: "Hey. Is that your new coach? He looks a little old though."
Amy: "Yea, unfortunately. He's musty, crusty & dusty. He always likes to nag us but doesn't train us that well either."

Ben: "Do you know who's my favourite person in the world?"
Tim: "Who ? Is it me?"
Ben: "LOL no. It's your mom"
Tim: "WTH. That's not that funny. You're musty, crusty & dusty."
by i like ur mom March 26, 2022
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dusty bitch

"hey, jeremy just asked to do a charizard on me"

"what a dusty bitch"
by the ass jester June 26, 2021
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Rusty Dusty

A Rusty Dusty is when someone lays on their shoulders with their anus facing upward (it helps to lean against a wall), then player 2 places an amount of their powdered drug of choice onto the anus of player 1. Next, player 2 takes a funnel and aims the wide end at player 1s anus while inserting the thin end into one nostril while covering the other. Once all participants are in position, player one releases the biggest fart they can possibly muster, sending a plume of powdered narcotics into the funnel which is then sucked into the nose of player 2.
"man that party last night was wild."

"yeah I know bro, u see Barb joining in on that rusty dusty?!"

"Yeah man, that was probably the rustiest dusty I've ever seen!"
by lewis1991 May 29, 2020
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dusty snake

A slang word for your massive cock.
Hey bby would you like to see my dusty snake?
by BigBoi696969 August 3, 2017
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Dusty crum

That dusty crum took my underwear again!
by Dusty crum May 9, 2018
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dusty divot

The hole in Austen Rebecchis head which has formed due to his terrible haircut. It is named after the fortnite POI from season four. It is rumoured that you can hear Scar shots going of on his head.
"Do you hearthose gunshots?"
"Yeah, theyre coming from the dusty divot"
"oh yeah, he needs to get a better trim"
by tanographer November 16, 2021
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