successful dump

A bowel movement you've announced just to piss off the press.

“A successful dump!” Biden proclaimed when asked if he had anything to report.

by NecroDew August 24, 2008

Leisure Dump

Betterly known as LD When you sit down to dump and dont feel the need to rush, maybe with a paper/magazine.

''Right lads the footy starts in an hour im gnna take a leisure dump, whers todays sun?''

by D'' Family April 08, 2009

mutual dump

when you are playing beer pong and the beer gets so warm and nasty that both sides agree to just dump it.

Man, last night the we played with super warm beer. we just mutual dumped that shit.

by imINaCave August 07, 2010

Grave dumping

To shit on ones grave

Guy 1: God, that guy's an asshole
Guy 2: Yeah, when he dies, we should grave dump him

Grave dumping

by _Jebus_ May 08, 2009

Cock Dump

The Jizz that comes out of a cock

My boyfriend took a cock dump in my eye causing an angry pirate.

by Dr. Cock M.D. September 28, 2010

90s Dump

When you forget your cell phone, need to take a shit in a bathroom stall, having no electronic device to entertain you while you drop the Cosby kids off at the pool.

I forgot my cell phone on my way to work. When I took my morning crap, it was boring as fuck! I had to take a 90s Dump!

by faceyneck September 22, 2021

skull dump

1. To defecate on one's skull in a figurative sense; to leave one in awe.
2. To literally take a dump in one's skull.

1. Frank Stallone just skull dumped the competition on Jeopardy.

2. Did you see that? Buddy Lembeck just gave him a skull dump!

by The Mighty January 11, 2008