drunk facebooking

when someone is hammered and talks to you on facebook, kinda like drunk dialing or drunk texting

"i vane baely reas th e comp screen anuymote"

"and i can barely read your writing anymoreee, cause your drunk facebooking me"

by optimous primeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee December 5, 2009

so drunk

your current condition

im so drunk dude, i didnt have to drink that last shot!

by ddasdada December 27, 2011

drunk words

anything said while intoxicated that may or not be true. this is similar to a drunk dial in that in can be embarassing or emotional. anything said while this drunk also runs a high chance or being blacked out (forgotten) the next day.

often associated with the phrase "a drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts".

unfortunately, the likelihood of truth varies from person to person.

HIM ::slur words:: "i love you. i really do. and ill remember this tomorrow, i swear. id mean it even if i wasnt drunk."
ME "yea, we'll see. i think its just drunk words."

by sotrue October 19, 2005

pussy drunk

Male decisionmaking impaired due to infatuation with female.

He quit coming to poker night because his girlfriend wanted to spend more time together. Man he's pussy drunk.

by T C Johnson January 17, 2008

drunk spacin'

Drunk spacin' is to get drunk and leave messages comments and mess around on myspace. It is just like drunk dialing but on the computer.

Man i got so tore up, all my friends are telling me i got crazy last night leaving weird messages while I was drunk spacin'

by flya79 August 19, 2006

Drunk Ass

1.Some one who's drunk and they fell on their ass.
2.Some one who's so stupid that they hooked up with a girl just cuz they were hot and he was drunk.
3.Any idiotic asshole guy who's drunk.

Most guys are drunk asses

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

Viking Drunk

When you're so drunk you go into a viking like rage. Follows the stage of being Ninja Drunk.

"Ugh, I just got off the ship, after spending 24 hours being viking drunk"

"Did you see Rob last night? He was so viking drunk, he punched a bouncer!"

by viking girl January 9, 2010