a penis large enough to could hurt someone, not only during the act of sexual intercourse, but also by slapping it across some shylock's face
"donkey dicks waver in the summer breeze"
"ouch, my shylock face was just thwacked by a wavering donkey dick!"
"my penis is the size of the eiffel tower...i shall name it, Sir Donkey Dick"
"ouch, my shylock face was just thwacked by a wavering donkey dick!"
"my penis is the size of the eiffel tower...i shall name it, Sir Donkey Dick"
by Gnome December 28, 2005
Get the donkey dick mug.When a donkey comes up behind you and buttrapes you until he fills your rectum with his donkey semen while braying in your ear like some autistic child having a seizure. Causes immense pain (or satisfaction, if you for some reason you enjoy having your buttcheeks torn by a wild animal.)
Bob: Hey man, ready to get donkey schlonged by this math test?
Joe: Yeah dude, Mr. Rogers is gonna rape us so hard.
Joe: Yeah dude, Mr. Rogers is gonna rape us so hard.
by 0929 August 21, 2016
Get the donkey schlong mug.Joe: Hey, Steve! How was your date with Cindy last night?
Steve: It was swell until she got mad and left.
Joe: What happened?
Steve: I was performing doggy-style sex on her, and then i noticed her NKOTB tattoo on her ass and donkey rofl'd.
Steve: It was swell until she got mad and left.
Joe: What happened?
Steve: I was performing doggy-style sex on her, and then i noticed her NKOTB tattoo on her ass and donkey rofl'd.
by wtfchat December 10, 2008
Get the donkey rofl mug.Honk Donkey means loud donkey!
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Honk Donkey - Honk a donkey
Honk meaning fuck and donkey meaning mum - mother fucker
Honk Donkey a website that has differnt media and stuff
Honk Donkey - Honk a donkey
Honk meaning fuck and donkey meaning mum - mother fucker
by SPUDLET July 8, 2006
Get the honk donkey mug.when somebody has passed out at a party, and then you whip out your dick and slap them with it on the face leaving an imprint of a dick.
"yo man, that girl passed out so i donkey slapped her face, go look at her face, it's fucking hilarious!!"
by Lyle V January 11, 2008
Get the donkey slap mug.Rob Passantino and Pat Gerrity get fucked in the ass by the same donkey, that is why they are donkey fuckees
by Mandinga October 2, 2003
Get the donkey fuckee mug.When you're having anal sex with a girl and you're just finishing up, you punch them in the back of the head, making her ass hole contract so that when you pull out there's no shit on your dick.
by lysopac September 6, 2006
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