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byford dolphin incident

An incident in an oil rig back in 1983 involving a decompression chamber and diving bell where a diver was forced through a gap just 5 inches wide due to the extreme pressure differential. He was basically folded in half backwards and his organs were pulled straight out of his body.
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Angry dolphin

The definitions are almost correct, but they all forget one major step. You are behind her and inside her vagina and BEFORE you try the switch from vagina to anal you stick a finger in her mouth and hook that finger inside her cheek, like a fish hook that caught a dolphin, and as you slide out, you pull her face back towards you and go for the booty hole. THAT’S when she gets to make the “eh-eh..eh-eh..eh-eh” noises like an angry dolphin. She makes the noises because your finger prevents her from using words in protest.
I thought it would be funny to try the angry dolphin on my girlfriend, she did NOT share my sense of humor in that situation
by Boston2316 August 26, 2025
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like a dolphin

to describe anything at all that does not include something a dolphin would do
"dude, i just got laid"
"oh man thats awesome.... LIKE A DOLPHIN!"
by f-tang, and lewychewy March 3, 2011
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throb the dolphin

Person A: Want to go get something to eat?
Person B: Nah, I have to throb the dolphin. (:
by shadowknight4421 October 22, 2011
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jerk the dolphin

Dolphins are the only animals beside humans that are capable of being jacked off.
Aaron was late to the party, he needed to jerk the dolphin off.
by BigRedTime52 June 18, 2011
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The Dubstep Dolphin

Dance move that can only be performed by certain highly skilled dancers first coined in 2011 in Middlesbrough by James Barron.
Wow its going wob, someone do the dubstep dolphin!
by DerekAcorah July 10, 2011
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Tangle the Dolphin

When a male masturbates, he is Tangling the dolphin.
I wanna Tangle the Dolphin but met-arts photo shopping isn't exiting me right now.
by Dolphin Mangler 112 February 14, 2012
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