diamond chomper

A person who has so much money they just waste it.

“ Ben is such a diamond chomper, he just crashed his new lambo.”

by macandcheers February 1, 2018

Devil's Diamonds

Hitting a chop bowl with thc shatter or diamonds added.

man I'm fucked up after hitting the devil's diamonds

by Swagmoder July 22, 2023

Diamond the doggo

A mutt dog that lives in Meigunyah Back Road. And loves tummy rubs

Person: LOOK AT THIS DOG

Other person: IT LOOKS LIKE

Person: What?
Other person: It LooKs Like
Person: Looks like what?
Other person: diamond the doggo

by TheArnavNath October 11, 2020

Diamond Joe

When you put a bump of coke on the tip of a balloon that’s filled with nitrous, and you inhale the bump and the nitrous simultaneously

It was all fun and games until Luke proposed that we end the night with a round of Diamond Joe’s. It was then that we realized that our new friend was indeed a Jedi Master.

by Quadboobasaurus August 9, 2022

diamond tit

Diamond tit is when your nipples get so hard they could etch glass , usually from being aroused!!!!

Last night I was hanging out with this hot chick and I got so aroused I got diamond tit

by Abracadabra bitchzzzzz August 9, 2022

Diamond-studded cactus

An item that is painful to start with, became even more painful.
Normally thrown into a sentence as a threat.

Guy: Hey babe, how about you and I--
Girl: Touch me or even finish that sentence and I will fuck you with a Diamond-studded cactus.

by Firebirdchick March 5, 2015

Goron's Diamond

When a game has an indeterminate set of ranges for prizes, and the prize the player receives for a good score is underwhelming, thus leading the player to obsessively believe there is a much better prize if they can find a way to earn a higher score.

"In Tears of the Kingdom, I rang the giant bell at 164 but the Goron only gave me a Ruby. Surely, there must be a way to get a Diamond. I'll pay him again and start over..."

"You've been in the same spot for five hours. You're all out of rupees. You're obsessed. This is a Goron's Diamond situation. Go to bed."

by mcinmosh July 29, 2023