misfortune cookie

Two definitions: (1)a bad piece of news or (2) a batch of cookies that turn out burnt, dry or bad tasting
(1) "I just got a misfortune cookie from my mom - our poodle Rex just died." (2) "Did you taste those misfortune cookies that Camille brought to the picnic? Bleck!"
by Ambient Guerilla November 19, 2009
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Moonlight cookie

A gorgeous sparkling cookie, she is one of the legendarys in cookie run.
Damn moonlight cookie must have it down bad for seafairy.🌝
by nopeNotTodayShawty November 23, 2021
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cookie trench

A large round hole in the sand, created and rutted out by SXS and ATV's. Undetectable and hidden along the horizon to the human eye. You don't know it's there until it's too late; or you've hit it before!
"I didn't see a SXS cookie trenchand when I hit it, it stopped me. Jammed me forward." ~JUP
by OregonDuneCrew July 02, 2019
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Cookie face

Describes one who has an exceptionally round face like that of a cookie
Damn that nigga Pedro had a cookie face and a half
by Whyclef December 29, 2018
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Cookie Carver

A newly formed racial slur thats used for asian people as it originates from a popular netflix Korean series called “Squid Game” where theres a challenge where contestants had to carve out a shape from a honeycomb carefully as to not break the shape in order to avoid getting eliminated (killed).
John 1: Hey bro, have you ever wanted to travel to Korea?
John 2: Nah bro, because I don’t like those Cookie Carvers over there
by Fim-Fompples November 05, 2021
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slut cookie

the hottest juiciest girl ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She will make u nut with every breath.
OMG Chylar! You're such a slut cookie!!!
by epicgamermom April 27, 2022
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No-Bake Cooky

A Pejorative term for people who think highly of their cooking abilities, due to the fact that their recipes contain marijuana, and/or a person that is high during the cooking process.
"Oh great! That No-Bake Cooky found It's way back into My house. Now everything tastes like ass and I can't drive."

"That No-Bake Cooky just microwaved a box of Little Debbies Cosmic Brownies."
by sure-it-can January 08, 2013
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