Control P

Nigerian English-Used informally to report someone who takes an issue personal. Usually used in both English and Pidgin expressions.

Why are you pressing control p on a small issue like that?
Pidgin English: Why you dey press control p on small mata like that?

by Tpatrick March 25, 2019

controller freak

someone who gets so violent with video games that they bust their controller on a hard surface after something goes wrong in a game

son:"dude I die to a mp5 again, *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* FUCKING NIGGERS *BANG* *BANG*....... aw fuck... I broke it. MOOOM...I NEED A CONTROLLER" mom: "get a fucking job you controller freak." son:"SHUT UP WHORE"

by xXtrafloverXx November 20, 2021

Control

If you want to know who controls you; look at who you cannot criticize.

Hym "Better yet, if you want to know who controls you. Look at who you aren't allowed to sympathize with..."

by Hym Iam July 24, 2022

fetus control

fetus control is when a man accidentally or intentionally ejaculates deep into the woman's vagina which he then proceeds to uppercut her uterus, opening up his palm and squeezing as hard as he can make sure to destroy all the eggs possible to avoid pregnancy then screaming fetus control and dipping

joe: hey dud how did you and Julia go?
max: it went well but i had to fetus control that bitch

by shiokarai December 14, 2019

Control Panel

Control panel is shortened to CP, which is re-expanded into child porn.

"Yea, I have a shit ton of control panel on my computer dude. probably like 12gb." "Holy shit man, how old? are you selling?"

by Deconentrated September 22, 2022

parental controls

a way for parents 2 interfere with privacy rights of their kids. used to look at people's search history.

i hate goddamn fucking shitty parental controls

by Mi$ha bitch November 21, 2023

Controlled Incompetence

Knowing how to correctly accomplish an undesired task and producing a sub-satisfactory result as to never be asked to perform said task again.

The Guy: My boss wants me to work on this new machine. He's always coming to me for these things.
Coworker: sounds like you could use some controlled incompetence. Just give the appearance you're busy with it and mess it up. The boss will find someone else next time and then they can be "The Guy."

by Double Jay Dubs May 3, 2022