computer

Some kind of mind control device capable of hypnotizing decent men.

it causes the creation of "gamers" also creating scams such as: bitcoin, free robux no hack 100% real, and some trojan horse you got off a shady website selling nft's

computer.

by Massive rotating balls god June 9, 2022

Computer

A thingie that stores the information nobody shall ever see in your history.

I have to make sure nobody sees this computer!

by drumsoccer February 14, 2022

computer illiterate

a term of endearment/sarcasm/ insult, depending on the situation, for one's old man (father) or old lady (mother)

boy: yoohoo, dad, my favorite computer illiterate, please give me cash for my weekly candy portion, well if you don't want to give me my allowance.

father: stop calling me a computer illiterate, young man, cuz I am a computer engineer by profession, please improve your vocabulary and then come back and talk to me comme du monde

by Sexydimma August 31, 2012

organic computer glitch

When you make a mental blunder for no apparent reason, similar to a brain fart.

I have no idea why I did that, it must have been an organic computer glitch.

by NorcalSurferDude September 24, 2016

Computer

Where most people live nowadays.

"Hey have you ever used a computer?"
"Yeah, have you?"

by JakeHale07 October 29, 2019

Gaming computer

In a nutshell gaming computers are general office computers on steroids they are built for one thing and one thing only gaming some people like to build their own some people like to buy them but they particularly meant for performance

Other terms of gaming computer are as followed
Performance computer
Enthusiast computer
Mid-range high end and low-end gaming computers work just like normal computers as well unlike consoles you can do your homework on them you can watch YouTube on them if you really wanted to you could watch PornHub even though I don't recommend it because he could get a virus from it

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 March 15, 2019

A computer can't function without an operating system

A total lie usually mentioned in computer textbooks when talking about operating systems. Older computers sometimes do not have an operating system, so this is totally a lie because these computers can still function. Also, even modern computers can make use of the Basic Input Output System (BIOS) to do some basic tasks such as viewing and changing the date.

School textbooks: "A computer can't function without an operating system!"
1930s computer operator: "wtf is that"

by 48GI5N32D3D November 26, 2023