It was hot underneath the Georgia sun so instead of sweet tea, I asked my girlfriend if I could get a cold Wendy. So she popped that ice cube in her mouth and slobbed on my knob.
by Wendy Frost February 23, 2023
Get the Cold Wendymug. Oh the Keanu Reeves, He's a cold can
by Seaniev4 November 30, 2016
Get the Cold Canmug. Cold Topic is a a place you go if you are cool. The store offers the finest outfits one can dream of and no matter what you pick, you will be different. Unlike Hot Topic, Cold Topic can turn any "Conformist" into a "Boss" or a "Cold Motha Fucka", confirming you to be liked by everyone, for the right price. If the price is too much, you can work at Cold Topic and get everything for a discount without being some pearced dweeb.
Dude: I saw this person with an Invader Zim shirt and they looked like a total dweeb!
Thug: Yhea man, they shop at Hot Topic, a place for fake rebels.
Dude: Dam, where do I shop then brah?
Thug: You need to shop at Cold Topic.
Thug: If you can pay the price, you can get the best of the best swagger yo.
Thug: Yhea man, they shop at Hot Topic, a place for fake rebels.
Dude: Dam, where do I shop then brah?
Thug: You need to shop at Cold Topic.
Thug: If you can pay the price, you can get the best of the best swagger yo.
by Quinnfinity August 4, 2022
Get the Cold Topicmug. I went out for a hike in the early morning and dude let me tell you, it was freaking cold dinosaur out, major shrinkage!
by RhymeForReason February 10, 2022
Get the cold dinosaurmug. The utter opposite and a true antonym to hot sex
A retarded and way worse version of appealing bodily needs compared to beating your meat
A retarded and way worse version of appealing bodily needs compared to beating your meat
by Lord 🙏😈 July 5, 2022
Get the Cold Sexmug. When you put a rectal thermometer in the freezer and then flip a coin to see who’s ass the thermometer goes in, they call the coin flip The Cold War.
by Dirty WAHP January 16, 2022
Get the The Cold Warmug. by PapaSmurf-777 November 23, 2020
Get the cold afuckmug.