Choke her till she pukes

The act of the choking of ains. Seth must scream profanity’s and boom down the stairs while gripping her cell phone to the beat of a bon jovi song. Grab her throat and give her the shake and bake. Then you proceeed to choke her at a 90 degree angle. Therefore you will choke her till she pukes.

Well Bill did Seth really choke her till she puked?

Fuckin’ A rights he did bud-choke her till she pukes

by DirtyPopper288 May 22, 2021

Rex Chokeman

A quarterback for the 2007-2008 Chicago Bears who just can't seem to get the hint they he sucks nut.

Rex Chokeman is starting...oh man we're fucked

by 1f478 December 13, 2007

Choad Choker

Someone who fails at masturbation because their penis is to small and not erect.

i was being a choad choker yesterday i failed horibly.

by Rico Smooth February 5, 2010

chola choke

a choking headlock similar to the sleeper hold used by a chola after watching too many MMA fights.

Don't piss off Nat or she'll chola choke you.

by txstingray June 24, 2011

Little more choke and you would've started luv!

Helpful advice to give, in the event of someone farting loudly, in public.

1. Refers to 20th Century cars, where the "choke" would give more gas to the acceleration
2. Best delivered using an Australian accent

Scene: Very quiet, contemplative, fine art museum moment. While gazing thoughtfully at Monet's lilies in their pond, large Marge lets rip with a loud, egg-tinged room emptier. A Helpful Gentleman suggests: "Little more choke and you would've started luv!"

by EuroDingo_Word November 21, 2009

Wake and Chake

The first thing you do when you wake up is check your email or your facebook status. If you say the phrase fast enough, the word "chake" almost sounds like check.

Friend 1: My wife said I had a horrible habit and If I didn't stop I will have to start sleeping on the couch alone. Instead of making love to her in the morning, I like to wake and chake.

Friend 2: Wake and chake, WTH is that?

Friend 1: I love to check my facebook, myspace, and my email as soon as I wake up.

by boo&brasen January 25, 2011

Chokehold

A whiny puss Ebayed cleric who knows nothing about other classes, and above all holds perceived grudges and acts out his hostility to innocent guildmates, especially when his girlfriend is not putting out.

Chokehold

by Rebaidah October 9, 2003