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polite choking

I choked my woman in bed last night, but it was polite choking. You know.
by Archangel February 11, 2019
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Yoke Choke

Attaching one’s pocket pussy to the yoke of an aircraft an engaging the stick shaker.
Pilot 1: Man Yoke choked the shit out of 541 yesterday.

Pilot 2: Shit, let me know. I can operate the right side next time. It ain’t gay if it’s in airplane.
by Sir Javi January 29, 2022
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Hooker Death Choke

When you choke a bitch with your tongue. Named after an infamous child
Jeff-"Oh man! Did you hear about Jonny? I heard he pulled a Hooker death choke!"
Jim-"Oh shit man, what a fucking legend"
by death choke enthusiast May 1, 2016
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joy choke

When your partner is about to cum, you squeeze his unit until then head is purple and then quickly jam a q-tip in his urethra.
Todd was about to cum but I gave him a joy choke and he passed out. He's so adorable.
by Shueman December 18, 2015
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choke on rocks

choking on rocks is basically saying go smoke crack until you choke or drown in it.
i told that sleezy whore to go choke on rocks
by twink; December 17, 2008
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Choking

Choking is when you anticipate an incredible performance but actually fail miserably. Everyone expects you to win but you choke, you are a loser.
Reece Walsh makes his state of origin debut tonight, he will be choking. QLD players love to choke in big sporting moments.
by kalumbwc May 30, 2023
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choke

To feel or cause one to feel a strong emotion and struggle to speak because of it
I thought I would be able to give the eulogy, but I became so choked up that I couldn't do it

The author's speech on mortality really choked me up
by brunommmatos May 30, 2018
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