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choke the head off my dick

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."
by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009
mugGet the choke the head off my dickmug.

batman choke

when you grab somebody by the neck and lift them up
Mike did a batman choke to David because he stole his bitch!
by hedo2478 April 6, 2017
mugGet the batman chokemug.

Chain choke

The act of reaching multiple (self-induced) ejaculations consecutively without removing one’s hand from the penis, nor breaking tempo.

In other words, you ‘choke the chicken’ in the same way you would chain-smoke cigarettes.
My mate Cloudy has been chain choking all morning and now he’s running late to work because of all the clean up.

He needs to lay off the chain choke before it gets out of hand.
by TobyFromNewport January 27, 2025
mugGet the Chain chokemug.

Louisiana hog-choke

A type of chokehold similar to a rear naked choke except instead of using the non-choking hand to apply pressure to the back of the head, you use it to ruthlessly slap the face of your victim.
Yesterday my coach put me in a Louisiana hog-choke and I nearly cried.
by TapSnaporNap May 8, 2024
mugGet the Louisiana hog-chokemug.

Choke

*Boyfriend sneaks girlfriend in his house.
Aunt sees the girlfriend.
Gf: Damn babe you choked..
by danniellajoy May 5, 2011
mugGet the Chokemug.

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