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Cancer

People always look down on cancer's as if they are shy , bad , emotional , a cry baby and so on and that is not true at all I am not a cancer but my best friend is a cancer and she is confident , amazing , ALL THE WORDS THAT DESCRIBE PRETTY , smart , kind , hard working , THE MOST FUNNIEST PERSON ON EARTH and will be mean if you are mean to anybody she is close too. All I'm saying is cancers are not what you think they are they are unique and is the best things ever made on earth trust me I know.
Nishi (my bestay) : Heyyy
Me : Hey my fav cancerrrr
Nishi (my bestay) : Aww ilysm

Me : Ik love ya!
by truthteller080575 March 30, 2022
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Cancer-lesbian

VULGAR SLANG

A triggered, radical feminist possessing hyper-intensive feelings of hate towards perceived male-dominated patriarch;

Is extremely bitter and resentful as a result of being single or breakdown of a previous relationship;

Cancer Survivor.

(Used as a general term of abuse towards feminists).
Feminist Tweet: "SISTERS! Stand up to sexist oppression. It's time to destroy the oppressive patriarchy #DeathToTheOppressors #feminism"

Internet Troll: "stop pushing your ideology, you silly old cancer-lesbian”.
by madcnt666 December 6, 2019
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cancer wigging

In business or government, treating the wrong or a merely derivative problem by strictly cosmetic means, as in offering a cancer patient a wig to conceal hair loss suffered as a result of chemotherapy; cosmetic solutions to unintended consequences of another action or lack of action; improving the appearance but not the solution of a root cause problem; treating effects, but not causes, for sake of appearance.
State governments that propose driver's licenses or guest worker programs for illegal immigrants are doing nothing more than cancer wigging. The Federal Government is cancer wigging when it mails out stimulus checks as the economy crumbles.
by smartist June 10, 2008
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FAQ cancer

Did you read the FAQ's of cancer? faq cancer
by faqcancer faqcancer December 4, 2020
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Cancer

A cancer is born the end of June and half way through July they can get along with people very well because of their personality they go through a lot but get through it
Omg your a cancer you have such a great personality!
by 6jxni3e December 3, 2018
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Cancer

Probably the worst disease known to man-kind. What causes cancer is unhealthy blood cells, what causes that are Mlg dorito boi's with fidget spinners, Jacob Sartorius, this emoji😂, "OMG", musically's, and fuck boys/girls. The cure is Clorox Bleach.... You're welcome
Bob: yo dude I think I have cancer Yanno

Jimmy: no way dude have you been watching jacob sartorius or something like I'm actually worried 😓
by LordPinguthewise May 29, 2017
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Jesticular Cancer

Over exposure to Jes :)
You have Jesticular Cancer!" "Whut?!" "You've been exposed to Jes!
by DropDeadJes July 23, 2011
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