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mackey button

My cat waltzed by with her tail stuck straight up in the air and everyone saw her Mackey Button. My dog keeps licking his Mackey Button. I banged my girlfriend in her Mackey Button last week and she hasn't been able to walk right since.
by BadBoneDaddy September 18, 2013
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Button Moon

The bejewelled parallel universe into which the observer is dropped upon administering a high dose of Dimethyltryptamine. Occuring a few seconds after the cosmic rubber band is stretched across the shortest route between the eardrums and twanged by the machine elves in mesemeric symphony, it is characterised by jaw-dropping awe at the brilliant visions of technicolour fractal gifts progressively mutating while Lawnmower Man vomits baked beans and M&Ms out of of the observer's own eyes. Reference to the Thames Television animated series enjoyed by millions of children in the 1980s, which, at 10 minutes per episode, lasted as long as a DMT trip does.
Q: Mrs Spoon, could you take the pipe from me in a moment? I'm off to Button Moon and I don't want it to drop it when the machine elves spew baked beans into my brain.
A: Of course I can, Mr Spoon.
by Movis123 October 17, 2013
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button smuggler

Refers to a man in tight speedo-like swim trunks where the head of the penis is small and showing in front resembling a button.
When his trunks got wet his tiny penis was revealed front and center. He called him a button smuggler.
by SuperXY January 1, 2014
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Trap Button

When the belly button rule fails because she is an "outie."
Patrick: Cheryl had me go down on her, but I puked when I caught a whiff of her trap button.

Dustin: What the fuck is a trap button?

Patrick: It's when you can't tell she's a whore because she's an "outie" and never wears clothing that exposes her belly. You think it's kosher until you're south of the border.
by Raphastus March 10, 2014
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velvet button

"She was ready to go once I put my finger on the velvet button."
by Fly B April 17, 2014
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button fumble

When a fantasy football player can't bear to watch the game anymore after watching his 70 point lead evaporate and he misses the playoffs (again!), and he starts jamming the buttons on his remote and ends up watching reruns of Mork and Mindy.
Joey Z is so jacked about the Jets, he did a button fumble in the 3rd quarter!
by spiffy6977 December 1, 2014
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