bum dart champion

One who very frequently engages in the penetration of anuses; chocolate starfish puncher

"Hey dude, better keep your back against the wall in the showers today"
"Why?"
"Randy went into the locker room a few minutes ago"
"Thanks for the heads-up. I heard he's a real bum dart champion"

by Lookit February 11, 2009

bum lips

Lips pursed in such a way that they resemble an anus.

"Don't kiss me with those silly bum lips, give me some tongue you penny-farthing driving fuckarse."

by j-oshua October 15, 2009

Bum Bait

In any video game (typically Halo: Reach), offering one of your teammates as bait to the enemy team by standing perfectly still, then proceeding to kill the idiot who tries to kill the bait.

"Stand with your back to the enemy so they'll come over."
"Why?"
"So you can be bum bait!"

by Nik5566 September 23, 2012

bum bum face

a person who has a large crack on there face almost looking like a bum crack

that nice man in the corner has a bum bum face

by jenson Swader September 8, 2003

bum ass mofo

What you call An idiot who does all ofthe above: Has dinner at your house every night , smells like shit , looks even worse , gf dumped him , and wheres to much colonge/aftershave

dude 1: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU BUM ASS MO FO!
dude 2: *nothing , passed out*

by tbone73034 April 9, 2004

bum burner

when last nights curry takes revenge on your pucker piece
often requires fridge chilled toilet paper to help

"shit me that madras is taking it's revenge on my pucker piece it's a real bum burner!!"

by yannyboy May 5, 2006

bum sneeze

When you blow your nose or sneeze and you let a fart go by accident. Can also be used to to simply describe a fart on it's own.

I was blowing my nose when a bum sneeze slipped out.

by Ray Kelly June 3, 2008