Basin Brownie

The product when a beautiful woman leaves an upper upper decker in your handwashing sink. A precious little brown log in your porcelain, a dark brown sink slug--if you will. Only gifted to the luckiest of people.

Franz said that he left his Tinder date unattended and she baked him a basin brownie before she left.

by Baldfatman November 24, 2022

Cosmic Brownies

A slang term used to say that you want to eat someone's human waste.

Can I have some Cosmic Brownies???

by poopcats267 November 19, 2023

Blondie Brownie

A blonde haired male that has a very brown anus.

I was like "Why does Ricky need to bleach his bum at all, he's such a blonde dude?" Then he told me he's a blondie brownie.

by RickySStuntDouble May 21, 2017

butt plug brownies

when someone takes a shit and u grab it and stick it back up into your rectem and let someone eat the shit

man: hey last night was delicious can we have ur butt plug brownies every night

man 2: sure bro

by big booty badass January 28, 2020

brownie bush

An African-American woman's pubic hair after repeatedly wiping back to all the way front

After smelling Lafondah's brownie bush, I'd take fish any day

by That Tromblown July 29, 2015

Brownie Swirly

The act of taking a shit in a toilet, cutting it up with a knife whisk or other mixing tool until you get an even texture. You then dump in half a gallon of bleach and the most vile thing you can get your hands on and mixing again. You then dunk your most hated enemies head in it then flush.

Yo I gave Chad the worst brownie swirly ever.

by Solairekiller June 20, 2025

Brownie Canyon

When you take a fucking massive shit and after about 10 wipes, you still strike oil

I shouldn't have had that out of date Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme. It turned my ass into Brownie Canyon last night.

by LG633 September 22, 2024