Brian Fernando Jara

Depressing

Brian Fernando Jara is depressing and sukaina Shivji is not.

by Not sukaina May 13, 2019

Brian

A kid that goes to paris that is and ass to girls and to everyone he meets at school.... he has to life because no one likes him

Person 1: Hey you know Brian

Person 2: Fuck him hes an ass

by %^&*()_+B%467890- May 14, 2019

Brian

Guy who leaves his friends and never plays xbox

Brian where have u been
Him.

by Sergio is trash December 6, 2019

Brian

A sensitive boy who likes watching movies in the dark. Gets angry at games and gets very upset sometimes.

Boy: yo do u wanna watch a movie

Brian: cool but it’s got to be in the dark
Boy: okkk then

by Yoyotitoturieud December 21, 2019

Brian

a wooden toaster that will use every CapriSun in ur house to jerk off at night.

"At night, he's a real Brian"

by adbot December 23, 2019

Compulsive Brian Lynch disorder

When one feels the need to constantly tense and flex their muscles in a manner to look big and strong

Agh dude that guy totally has compulsive Brian Lynch disorder (cbld)

by Habakcbakag April 12, 2019

Brian Hicks

Brian Hicks is a humanoid creature measuring approximately 2.38 meters in height. Subject shows very little muscle mass, with preliminary analysis of body mass suggesting mild malnutrition. Arms are grossly out of proportion with the rest of the subject's body, with an approximate length of 1.5 meters each. Skin is mostly devoid of pigmentation, with no sign of any body hair. Brian Hicks is normally extremely docile, with pressure sensors inside its cell indicating it spends most of the day pacing by the eastern wall. However, when someone views SCP-096's face, whether it be directly, via video recording, or even a photograph, it will enter a stage of considerable emotional distress.

I heard on the news last night there was a Brian Hicks sighting in Batesville,Arkansas

by NBreezii June 5, 2019