Dad: "Hey son, go buy me a pack of smokes 'fore I whip you silly!"
Son: "But dad, there are Itchy Brian's roaming the streets who will try to suck my dick for money to fund their rampant crack and cocaine addiction!"
Dad: "And what do you want me to do about that?" *whips out belt*
Son: "But dad, there are Itchy Brian's roaming the streets who will try to suck my dick for money to fund their rampant crack and cocaine addiction!"
Dad: "And what do you want me to do about that?" *whips out belt*
by MyNameIsBrian2255 February 16, 2020
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Get the Brian mug.A "Brian Moment" can be used in two different ways. It is typically added at the end of a sentence. It can define anything even slightly out of the ordinary, or weird (Similar to the "Only at Miller Grove" meme), or it can be used to describe when a teammate in a competitive sport/game does something counter-productive to your team. (ex. Scoring on your own net in soccer). If you see anything out of the ordinary happen around you, instead of ignoring it, please feel free to say "Brian Moment" to whatever happened.
Example 1: Hey, did you see that guy own-goal? That's a Brian Moment!
Example 2: If somebody aggressively shit their pants during class, that would be classified as a Brian Moment.
Example 3: Somebody drops something. You could reply to that by saying "Brian Moment"
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Example 3: Somebody drops something. You could reply to that by saying "Brian Moment"
by Sacculish November 16, 2020
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by Jah se May 21, 2020
Get the Brian mug.That one really y’all guy who is a good friend but is no longer good to talk to because he became extra dry- he is unaware of the fact he is an amazing human being
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