brain jam

a condition in which a person cannot thnik about anything.

The mental patient has a brain jam. We would rather take him to a mental asylum.

by uttam maharjan July 12, 2012

Brain Worm

A theoretical condition where someone acts irrational or delusional in public or on the internet.

Jimmy believes that the birds aren’t real. He suffers from brain worm.

by The wingwang man May 6, 2023

Snow Brain

A complete and utter mush of your brain as soon as you see snow falling. Full effect happens when at least 2 inches of the white stuff is on the ground and you can play. Snow brain takes over all thoughts and ensures you forget everything you should be doing and forces you to get excited about rolling about in it. Often affects children and diminishes as you get older, but not always. Often affects men more than women. Women equivalent is baby brain.

Look! Look!! It's snowing!!! I'm so excited!!! I can't think of a thing else! I have to go! I have snow brain!

by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016

blowing brains

1.) to ejaculate profusely. "Brains" referring to slang for testicles.

2.) Refers to the slaughterhouse process of removing the animal's brains with compressed air forced into the skull through the hole where the spinal cord enters. The brains are then packed and sent to markets in Korea and China as food. This term appeared in the February 4, 2008, Washington Post article titles, "Inhaling Pig Brains May Be Cause of New Illness."

"Last week I went for a massage and the girl had me blowing brains all over the place!"

by chodiramone January 11, 2009

turkey brain

The sleepy or dumb way a person thinks after they eat turkey.

After eating Thanksgiving dinner :

"Hey you wanna hang out later?"
"I didn't see it."
"What? That doesn't even make sense. You must have that turkey brain. "

by natedog1978 January 20, 2014

boob brain

when your brain is nothing but boob filled thoughts.

Jeff: Sorry I can't have a serious conversation right now, I'm boob brain at the moment.

by petal_power November 10, 2015

brain diarhoea

shituation where right before an exam, you study a lot but you don't seem to be remembering anything... just like when you've eaten, but nothing is absorbed.

shituation where everything seems to be leaking out of your brain.

X:"dude, finished studying?"
Y:"uhh... brain diarhoea..."

by soul13 May 11, 2008