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J-boots

the state of mind of a person who is deeply intoxicated on jenkem.

similar to the k-hole (which describes the conscious, catatonic state that ketamine users experience)
"Dude, looks like your Dad's got his j-boots on again..."
by Sraes Nave May 8, 2008
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Sparkly Boots

Are not badass.
Look at those sparkly boots on that cute girl.
by Baby J11 April 22, 2011
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Throwing Boats

To be annoying or foolish. Used synonymously with 'tossing ships'.
1: Justing kept throwing boats at that party last night, I couldn't stand it!

2: My wireless internet has been playing up recently. Someone must be throwing boats with the network.
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Colonial Bootscrape

When one drops trough and proceeds to wipe one's filthy butthole on a public surface, such as a public bench, street, or public causeway.
"Man someone just colonial bootscraped the shit out of this payphone."

"Man, Im just gonna have to get some new undies. I colonial bootscraped right through this woven cotton support layer."

"Who colonial bootscraped the seat. that's not cool."
by Cpt. Fart Koala May 28, 2013
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Bumper boats

"Stop flappin your bumper boats ".
by Hot fish July 6, 2017
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pleasure boots

Rubber rain boots can also be called pleasure boots because goat farmers have been known to put a goats hind legs in the boots so that the goat can't escape while being fucked
I saw that goat fucker Jerry in his pleasure boots today.
by Chrisisafaggot July 9, 2017
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Benny Betts

he is a youtuber and he is german and austrian

sexy beast
Benny Betts always gets an C+ or a B+ and sometimes A+
by Pulsarnova July 31, 2022
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