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jake bottle

A jug of some kind kept in the cab of a truck on long road trips. Used for urinating in so that the delay of stopping at a rest area or side of the road can be avoided.
"Hey man, pull over I really gotta take a piss."

"Fuck that, use the jake bottle, we're behind schedule."
by Tow Jockey May 2, 2014
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ranch bottle

When after sexual intercourse the man blows his gigantic load inside the girl; The girl then proceeds to queef out the cum.

"Stacy had so much jizz stuck in her she had to ranch bottle."
"Stacy had so much cum in her she had to ranch bottle it out"
by Hidden Valley February 24, 2015
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Coke Bottle Effect

When a woman's vagina is tighter around it's opening and super loose in the inside. Similar to how a 2L coke bottle entrance is shaped. It provides a really strange feeling.
Stick your finger in a 2L coke bottle and wiggle it around.
That way you can get the full meaning of Coke Bottle Effect.
by TheGreatDocBrown April 9, 2016
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Whiskey bottle bad ass

Usually meaning, one who drinks whiskey and instantly becomes a bad ass, one who will kick ass and forget names! They Usually use terms like "you're no match for me", or "I'll kill you" and then once the whiskey effect wears off they use the terms like " I'm sorry, I was drunk" or " I'm never drinking that again"!
Whiskey bottle bad ass......Hey I just got a call from richard, he's being a "Whisky bottle bad ass" again!
by Sanderclause is coming April 12, 2017
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soap bottle

A nickname a kid got called by all of his faggot friedns, Ahem Zach Ahem
by CancerBottle June 22, 2017
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You Bottle It

Quite literally, one that bottles their own semen. A recluse, flake, or other waste fellow that spends more time in their room beating their meat then spending time with their friends and family. Used as cheap throw away insult due to it's seamingly harmless meaning and ridiculous implications due to the imagery it inspires in those that know of it's true meaning. Often used repeatedly in intervals to get maximum insult silliness and effectiveness

Other uses: bottling, bottled it, bottler

Unrelated origins to the UK English insult however can be used in an almost similar manner
Example:

Dude1: hey man, you bottle it.
Dude2: ok...
Dude1: bud...you fucking bottle it
Dude2: fuck off
Dude 1: but seriously....you bottle it
Dude 2: I'll fucking kill u

3hours later while dude2 is sleeping

Dude1: * creeps up to dude2s ear, whispers* You bottle it
Dude2:* proceeds to throttle dude1*

Example 2:
Dude1: where the fuck is dude 3, I called him an hour ago and he was supposed to bring us cold ones
Dude2: typical dude3 man, guys probably bottling it at home as we speak
Dude 1: fucking bottler maaan.

1 hour later
Dude3: yo guys what's Gucci!
Dude 1 and 2: you bottle it man!
by Papi Warbuck$ July 3, 2017
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