Blumpkin Blownuts

A franchise that offers donuts with filling but instead of the filling consisting of custard, the donuts are filled with feces from previous blumpkins

Hey Erik, I can’t wait to try the donuts from Blumpkin Blownuts, however, I wonder if it’s real chocolate.

by MissourianMuntGod23 June 14, 2024

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Spooky Blumpkin

Its exactly the same as a regular blumpkin except just as your about to finish someone scares the shit out of you.

If you are enjoy feeling scared, relieved and good all at the same time give a spooky blumpkin a try.

by Hootiemike August 2, 2024

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Country Blumpkin

A blumpkin, but in an outhouse.

Sherri gave me a Country Blumpkin at the family farm last weekend!

by littlestblue September 21, 2016

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Much like receiving a regular blumpkin, a blumpkin messiah is the process/result in which a man or woman is receiving oral sex while taking a shit and reading scripture form the Holy Bible loudly. Some insist that the "giver" should be of holy descent, but this is not required and only a caveat of excellence. After one has accomplished this act, they have become a Blumpkin Messiah.

After seeing Billy and Mother Vanessa leaving the bathroom at the same time as she wiped blumpkin spray from her face, the choir new Billy had become the new blumpkin messiah.

by kobetherapist55 November 18, 2020

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London Blumpkin

In this modern iteration of a traditional Blumpkin, party1 sits reverse cowgirl on the toilet bowl, fellating party2 while they deposit an upper-decker into the tank. This gives the appearance of riding a double-decker bus. If both parties are simultaneously pooping, the terminology can be upgraded to "Royal Flush".

I heard the Queen used to give out London Blumpkins at Buckingham Palace. One lucky guy even got a Royal Flush!

by SweetPinkTacos April 9, 2024

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