tearful blumpkin

a crying bitch sucking your knob whilst dropping a deuce

whenever monique gets plastered, she invites stephen into the bath for a tearful blumpkin

by mstrkrfter March 4, 2011

Antique Blumpkin

A Blumpkin in a outhouse located behind pistol Pete’s bar and gun club .

I went into the outhouse behind pistol Pete’s and got a antique Blumpkin!

by MrHeadCheese716 March 1, 2023

Rhode Island blumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin while performing an upper decker (making a bowel movement into the water tank of a toilet) while the performer of the blumpkin is also having a bowel movement into the toilet

That rhode Island blumpkin was so smelly

by anonymous March 4, 2023

Country Blumpkin

A blumpkin, but instead of defecating in a toilet, you’re shitting in a yard.

I was receiving a country blumpkin from Amber Lynn, when the homeowner came out and threatened us with a deer rifle.

by HBlackCountryBlumpkin January 14, 2023

Pumpkin Dunkin Blumpkin

Modified Eiffel Tower while male receiving oral is taking a dump.

After Todd’s morning coffee he had to move the Eiffel Tower to the bathroom for a Pumpkin Dunkin Blumpkin.

by ToDDONUTS February 17, 2023

Brown Blumpkin

after a normal blumpkin, before wiping, she eats the shit while giving you a rimjob.

Patricia was feeling frisky after giving Mac a blumpkin, so she proceeded to give him a brown blumpkin.

by djlake99 October 28, 2023

Country Blumpkin

Oral sex recived in an outhouse or portapotty.

While Harrison was receiving A COUNTRY BLUMPKIN Corey from outside the door says "hurry up in there! I want a turn!"

by Shrimp247247 October 30, 2023