Diet Blonde

enough of a blonde for you to love her (ditzy and clumsy wise) but enough of a stubborn, hard-headed, bitch to tell you what shes thinking

"Katie... look at that girl over there and look at how shes acting!"
"Oh my gosh, shes the chick I overheard Bill talking to his buddies about! Supposedly shes a complete, Diet Blonde..."

by dietblondeBITCH March 5, 2009

Come on getcha blonde head down thea.... YEEEEEAAAAAH!

You might say this when you're waiting for a blonde-headed male to hurry and get his blonde head down in your crotch area...

I say it all the time to those two boys I find campin' out in MY woods! No trespassing boys!

Pronounciation: Cum-ohn-ghet-cha-blhonde-hed-down-the-uh-.....-YEEEE-AAAAH!

Me: Get over here boi... NOW!
Blonde Boy: *Gets up and walks towards me*
Me: I want BOTH of you suckin' on this cawk...
Blonde Boy: *Gets on his knees and hesitates to try my cawk*
Me: Come on getcha blonde head down thea.... YEAH!

by Deputy Ryans February 16, 2004

blinge

an overabundance of bling; a portmanteau of "bling" and "binge"

Did you see Pookie? He's wearing 10 gold chains, diamond grillz, diamond sunglasses, and 3 rings on all his fingers. He's blingeing!

by alexdroog October 12, 2008

blonde mafia

Three blonde 16-year-old girls.
Formed in approximately 2001, over the summer, at Camp Hemlock Overlook.
Best friends, forever, who always back each other up.

" Those girls must be in the blonde mafia, we better seperate them."

by Julz/Emi January 9, 2005

blanger

adjective a derogatory term for a police officer.

I think the blanger's are behind us.

by daniel macdonald May 31, 2004

blogenvy

The feeling you get when come upon a blog that has superior organization, content, and overall appearance as compared to your own blog.

She couldn't help but have blogenvy over the other person's blog, which was superior in all aspects to her own.

by zmus August 8, 2006

blogette

a very small blog entry

"Not a lot going on today, so I only posted a blogette."

by pokstad October 31, 2007