Trauma blonding: (verb) the act of bonding from one to another by way of being both blonde and traumatized
by Caitthecolorist December 11, 2024

A person usually consisting within the age of a teen or young adult described as having an egocentric, low IQ personality. Physical attributes are usually connected with blonde hair, lighter skin, and above average appearance. A blonde will typically come within the form of a female, but males are not restricted from this role. After a female blonde has reached the age of no return, she would have mutated into a Karen. The male blond is rarely seen in the wild to have evolved past his F-boy stage in life, only branching out to the surfer dude sup species.
by Prof.J Tad October 28, 2023

by Evanafex January 31, 2023

A girl who is blonde and dumb and probably has no titties but a thick ass. Her name either starts with an H or ends with an A or maybe both.
God that girl is such a dumb blonde! She only passed english because she looked up the answers online!
by tittymaster69420 July 12, 2020

A phrase created and mainly used by brunettes and gingers who got fed up with blondes 'stealing' their men.
by JackyKelly December 28, 2019

by ewthatgurl November 3, 2019

Typically a boy named Jahvan, probably a tall boy with blond curls like noodles and comes off as the best person ever!!
by noodleteddies November 10, 2020
