Blanket Hornpipe

The amorous congress; sex

From the 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue

They were doing the blanket hornpipe last night.

by literaryvictorianpirate May 10, 2025

blanket blaster

Someone who masturbates in bed and doesn't keep it clean, getting their cum all over the place.

I found out the hard way on laundry day that my teenage son has become a blanket blaster.

by BBlaster June 1, 2025

rookie blanket

a fine that every rookie has to pay at the beginning of the year at court to go towards some sort of team party.

the rookie blanket is 4$ and is due next practice

by anonymous April 14, 2024

That's so blanket

something is smothered or outshined by something, kinda like cockblocked.

squiggles "you did you here about Drake's 'Family Matters'"

John "Yeah that's so blanket, Kendrick washed him with 'Meet the Grahams'"

by clickr May 27, 2024

blanket addiction

Girl who wants to do a three ways with a couple under the blankets.

That little whore is tagged in my aunt and uncle. She’s got a blanket addiction.

by Achad February 19, 2024

touching the blanket

When you accidentally run against some one’s pubes

“I got really close to that guy, I think I was touching the blanket”

by Grizzled67 February 29, 2024

Blanket tearing

When you are sleeping with someone and you roll over moving the blankets and get a waft of a fart that immediately causes tears to come to your face

I was soundly sleeping last night and when I pulled the blankets up over my shoulders I found myself blanket tearing.

by 5UBM15510N March 15, 2024