beer-ios

cheerios with beer instead of milk

beer-ios

by jake deering August 2, 2008

Beer selfie

A selfie taken with beer as the secondary subject, regardless of whether it is drunk* or undrunk*.
*Applies to both the primary and secondary subjects.

Mo posted a beer selfie, but neither one was drunk!

by Mmmm, beer November 17, 2016

Beer hut

A place out in the middle of bum fuck nowhere where the boys gather up on Friday night to drink beer raise hell and have a damn good time.

Let’s go get piss rowdy at the beer hut this weekend.

by One bad mother fucker April 15, 2019

Beer Lindsey

A male who is a straight up alcohol lightweight. He wastes exorbitant amounts of beer by only drinking half of each can, and then discreetly setting the other hot half down amidst the other party refuse, and leaving it. The Beer Lindsey gives the illusion of being a seasoned heavyweight, but truly drinks like a, "young high school girl". The discarded half of the beer is discovered the next day during party cleanup, and is now referred to as a, "lindseyed beer". The true heavyweights then proceed to drink the lindseyed beers, as they consider it blasphemous to waste such large amounts of nectar.

PLEDGE 1. (DURING CLEAN UP AFTER PLEDGE NIGHT). GOD DAMN THERE WERE A BUNCH OF BEER LINDSEY'S HERE LAST NIGHT. I'VE FOUND AT LEAST 20 HALF FULL BEERS.

PLEDGE 2. HAIR OF THE DOG MOTHERFUCKER. IF NOT FOR THE BEER LINDSEY, WE WOULD HAVE TO GO BUY ANOTHER 12 PACK.

by saintofcircumstance August 20, 2016

line beer

A pour from a tap that hasn't been used for a period of time that makes it tastes flat and generally unpleasant.

Hey pal, this tastes off. Let it flow a bit. I'm not here for a line beer.

by Colombish April 20, 2018

Trophy Beer

A beer awarded to yourself after any accomplishment.

"I get a Trophy Beer for having a good run!"

by Run4Beer January 25, 2007

The Beer Standard

The beer standard is a scale for measuring the attractiveness of an individual. The measurement is made in beers, for how many beers it would take to make a person look like a perfect 10. For example a perfect 10 would be a 0 on the Beer Standard Scale(BSS for short).

This scale does away with the ambiguity that is inherent within the "out of ten" scale.

That girl you hooked up with last night was about a 4 on the beer standard scale

by Richard Butkus January 13, 2013