The Beer Standard

The beer standard is a scale for measuring the attractiveness of an individual. The measurement is made in beers, for how many beers it would take to make a person look like a perfect 10. For example a perfect 10 would be a 0 on the Beer Standard Scale(BSS for short).

This scale does away with the ambiguity that is inherent within the "out of ten" scale.

That girl you hooked up with last night was about a 4 on the beer standard scale

by Richard Butkus January 13, 2013

Trophy Beer

A beer awarded to yourself after any accomplishment.

"I get a Trophy Beer for having a good run!"

by Run4Beer January 25, 2007

Beer Squirrel

A person who brings beer over to your house, then forgets where he left his beer(s), then the next time he comes over, he remembers, "Oh yeah, I have beer here!" This is in line with a squirrel hiding nuts for the winter but forgetting where he hid the nuts.

Marcia: "Hey Ross, do you want to come over and watch The Big Lebowski tonight?"
Ross: "Sure! Should I pick up a six-pack on my way?"
Marcia: "No, fool! You already have beer at my house, man!"
Ross: "I'm such a beer squirrel! I'll be right over."

by MCBassGuitar June 2, 2015

Beer Pressure

when you go into a beer specialty store to buy domestic beer but feel pressured to pick up an IPA to feel cool

Today at the beer store in Portland I wanted Sam Adams but was feeling the beer pressure from the guy behind the counter so I grabbed an IPA to feel cool

by Blonde#1 October 24, 2015

Junky beers

Having beers with homeless junkies in front of the homeless shelter.

On a Tuesday morning:

AP: what's the plan for today
Marek: let's get coffee and get junky beers
AP: and then what?
Marek: we eat, then go for junky beers

by Cokemidget March 13, 2022

beer lairiness

An evening of drinking & partying where the more beer consumed, the rowdier & funnier everything becomes. Primarily a British term.

Last night's beer lairiness at the pub was out of control, most of those jokes weren't even funny!

by technogreek September 8, 2005

Clit beer

You suck and fuck a clit so good and collect the froth that forms on it. Mix that with cream soda and you’ve got Clit Beer! This has no relevancy to Harry Potter don’t be a cunt.

Oh fuck my in the ass with a spiked dildo it’s hot! Would love a pint of clit beer right now.

by youngthug6969 June 19, 2018