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British

the posh way of saying Bri'ish
Im British. I eat tea
by Sammymmm1 March 7, 2022
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The British Pound

Our lord and saviour and leader of the universe.
His penis is gargantuan and his ass is huge.
The Queen: my god my legs have never shaked so hard after a night of fluster bluster like that.
Jake: that was splendid indeed
The Queen: let me examine The British Pound again young man
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British Soldier

Figurative way of describing someone who is always very serious and keeps their stern and proper composure, they will never try to have fun and will take every single rule very seriously.
Me at 10:03pm: Yo let’s go chill at the pool area it’s a really nice night here in Miami

My friend: hello we would like to go to the pool area

Front desk: no sir pool area closed at 10:00

My friend: please, we just wanna chill for a bit

Front desk: no sir pool area closes at 10:00

My friend: oh but it’s such a beautiful night we won’t be there for long cmon I’m with my friends

Front Desk: no sir pool closed at 10:00

My friend: ah ok buddy well I see you just gotta do your job all serious and keep your serious composure like a British Soldier.
by Jarjarsito November 20, 2020
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Get Bent British Style

The term “Get Bent British Style” refers to “getting bent” or, in a not so polite term, getting fucked, or telling one to go fuck themselves, the British style, is when one get’s to partake in anal sex, and an enema, but instead of the person allowing the water to escape the body, they instead put a tea bag within their anal cavity, therefore, getting “bent” (fucked in the ass) British style (tea bag within anal cavity mid-enema)
Chad: What did you tell your boss after he fired you for indecent exposure during work hours?

British Chad: I told the wank’r to “Get Bent British Style

Chad: What’d he do next?

British Chad: He went to go have hardcore anal sex, he was always very gullible.
by Stylophone Jack April 23, 2021
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British Coin Slot

A British Coin Slot is a very noticeable gap in the teeth.
Last night at the party I was about to talk this chick up, but then I noticed she had a British Coin Slot and that turned me off.
by NollieTruckFlip January 10, 2023
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British Justice

A stabbing done to somebody as a punishment. Not practiced by the law, but rather individuals.
He shot my father so I gave him some British Justice
by Kachonga November 28, 2020
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speaking british

Speaking British - a lot like speaking english, just way cooler and funner to do.
speaking british makes to way awesomeer than anyone else in the world, (besides speaking australian)
by Purple Ninja Hippo March 26, 2010
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