British Soldier

Figurative way of describing someone who is always very serious and keeps their stern and proper composure, they will never try to have fun and will take every single rule very seriously.

Me at 10:03pm: Yo let’s go chill at the pool area it’s a really nice night here in Miami

My friend: hello we would like to go to the pool area

Front desk: no sir pool area closed at 10:00

My friend: please, we just wanna chill for a bit

Front desk: no sir pool area closes at 10:00

My friend: oh but it’s such a beautiful night we won’t be there for long cmon I’m with my friends

Front Desk: no sir pool closed at 10:00

My friend: ah ok buddy well I see you just gotta do your job all serious and keep your serious composure like a British Soldier.

by Jarjarsito November 20, 2020

Shake it like a British Nanny.

.(Shake it like a British Nanny) Phrase. 1) The act of shaking a small infant in order to make it stop crying. 2) To be violently shaken in order to be brought back into consciousness. 3) Pill free alternative to viagra. 4) The act of shaking the living crap out of something in a violent manner in order to obtain inner clarity. (See also Epileptic-Buddhist).

.Shake it like a British Nanny
1) If the baby don't stop cryin' I'm a shake it like a British nanny.
2) The whore won't wake up! Shake it like a British nanny.
3) If it don't get hard just Shake it like a British Nanny.
4) Like the 7 paths to clarity I look deep into my being to find... .errr..ug.. uh..ug.err.errr.errrr. errr.eeeer. ..uhhh....eech..ech ..ech...uggg ...gurgle, gurgle, gurgle.

by SirIsaacHillary July 18, 2008

The British Pound

Our lord and saviour and leader of the universe.
His penis is gargantuan and his ass is huge.

The Queen: my god my legs have never shaked so hard after a night of fluster bluster like that.
Jake: that was splendid indeed
The Queen: let me examine The British Pound again young man

by FuckDrawstringBags June 9, 2021

Britished

To be insulted, physically and or mentally impaired by a British person.

"You have just been britished."

by Salsa_aslas August 9, 2023

British Rail Class 55

The BR Class 55 or English Electric Type 5 aka the “Deltic”, is an ugly ass locomotive built by English Electric between 1961 & 1962 with 22 units produced. It looks like it was designed by someone who hated beauty. It’s got that awkward, slab-sided, boxy front that screams "function over form" in the worst possible way. The nose? It’s a bizarre, oversized, clunky monstrosity that looks like a bulldog that’s been hit in the face with a sledgehammer. The whole thing has an unrefined, "I’m here to get the job done, screw looking pretty" vibe. It’s like someone threw together a bunch of steel plates and said, "Yeah, that’ll do." Ugly, ugly, ugly.

“We Yankees have sexy lookin’ locomotives like the EMD E & F units (E8s, FL9) F40PH, F59PHI, GE Genesis and Siemens Charger but man y’all Brits and that ugly ass British rail class 55 is the most fugliest locomotive ever built, look at it it makes me wanna barf 🤮”

by EMD F59PHI January 13, 2025

British Gay

Can be used as general term to describe a British person of any gender.

Especially those whom are middle aged, wear glasses and sing in choirs.

Other varieties include the eccentric British Gay; antique market dwellers, obscure classical music aficionados and inventors.

Linda, those wire rim glasses , short haircut and that lovely salt and pepper hair ..screams British Gay! Love it!

I love Anthony Hopkins, he is such a British Gay

My Mum spreads Marmite on her toast like a true British Gay

by Steven Humphries-Lockport January 17, 2024

british monarchy

A select family of rich British people, who technically rule, but have very limited power, especially compared to the Prime Minister and Parliament. Essentially, a famous family with failing health and no power.

My favorite example of the British monarchy is Queen Elizabeth, who nearly achieved immortality.

by Computer-Wielding Dinosaur March 17, 2025