Musty bacon

A musty bacon is when you fuck someone with a non showered most likely smelly Dong

Jim: I just gave my girl a Musty bacon last night.
Joe: Dude, KYS.

by Muster Bester January 11, 2016

bacon shellshock

A condition one suffers from after experiencing the severe emotional stress of the pop/crackling and subsequent splattering of molten-hot grease during the frying of bacon. Though one need not actually be splattered with hot grease and burned, each pop and crackle of the frying bacon causes one to duck and cover in mortal fear.

"Making breakfast has left me with a bad case of the bacon shellshock."

by Bacon Lover 4 Life September 28, 2013

Cook bacon

Using strong smells to cover up the smell of a fired gun.

I used a scented candle to cook bacon after discharging my 44 mag through my living room wall.

by Patman888 August 19, 2016

soggy bacon

When a girl expects a guys junk to be erect and happy to see her, and sadly comes to realize its flaccid, or "soggy". Like the actual soggy bacon, its disappointing.

Mike: Hey man, how was that chick last night?
Jaquare: Shit, man. I thought I was ready, but I pulled a soggy bacon on her.

by abofdrjizz June 27, 2014

Panty Bacon

A very heated loose vagina

She has a Panty Bacon

by asdfghjqwertyuxcvbnm, May 24, 2018

butt bacon

When you have a shit that strings out, but is still quite flat as with bacon.

Me: Dude I just made some butt bacon!!
Other Guy: Do I know you?

by spicysheron February 15, 2014

Bacon Country

Canada.

Suzie: Where are you from?
Jack: You know, that place...Up there. With the bacon. Bacon Country!
Suzie: You mean Canada?
Jack: Yeah, that's it!

by Canadia Eh July 4, 2012