Rob chased the smell of bacon through the house only to find the kitchen empty. The Phantom Bacon had tricked him again.
by Whyzee May 22, 2012
Get the Phantom Baconmug. The 1 or 2 pieces of bacon You leave behind as a courtesy for the lazy people that slept through breakfast.
I woke up to the smell of breakfast only to find out that you didn’t even leave me a piece of pity bacon to go with the stale pancakes and cold eggs.
by Moonmullins2 January 15, 2022
Get the Pity baconmug. Bacon Boi is the Kaisers right hand in Jebendia.
Once called Baconator,a long time ago.
Chill lad who is relatable most of the time.
Once called Baconator,a long time ago.
Chill lad who is relatable most of the time.
by Jebendia's eternal rice farmer July 13, 2021
Get the Bacon Boimug. by meatballeater December 15, 2017
Get the bacon dickmug. Only found at whataburger. The most burnt bacon you’ll see in your life. Called “Saul Bacon” because it sounds about right.
by Sal Bob September 30, 2019
Get the Saul Baconmug. A woman’s rating out of 10 due to the Bacon Principle. The farther right her beliefs, the farther up her score goes. The farther left, the lower it goes.
I thought Emily was hot until I found out she was pro-choice, and after the Bacon Principle she’s a 6!
by Gutfoxx December 1, 2020
Get the Bacon Principlemug. A corporate conspiracy of pig farmers whose tentacles of influence extend into politics, Hollywood, and the media. As founding members of ALEC, Big Bacon frequently sponsors pro-bacon legislation and are rumoured to have been involved in the Kennedy assassination.
by mcgruffallo July 24, 2021
Get the Big Baconmug.