bacon bits

Bits of poop that cling to your butt hair due to having a poo poo bum.

"My younger sister eats Bacon Bits like boogers."

by Bunn4r August 26, 2007

Bacon Party

A party in which you can throw for yourself or another in which you first get baked (smoke or consume Cannabis until you are really hungry and really high) and then you make bacon-ALL of the bacon-and then eat the bacon.

I got high last night and threw myself a Bacon Party!

by Vasartas March 26, 2020

Kevin Bacon

The deed in which you send all of your friends named Kevin, bacon in the mail. Pre-cooked bacon is recommended.

Ian: Hey Bubba, why did you send me bacon in the mail?

Bubba: I need more friends named Kevin.
Ian: That didn’t explain anything...
Bubba: KEVIN BACON!

by Eject Rejects! May 15, 2020

Billy bacon

The most elite type of people

Cannot be rivaled

Yo he's a billy bacon, he actually amazing

by Gary Guacamole is life April 30, 2021

bacon salter

one who attempts to glamorize their mundane lives via grandstanding and/or grandiloquent and pompous behavior.

"You like to salt your bacon?"

"Man, that kid sure is a bacon salter."

by john p awesome February 23, 2010

Rainbow bacon

A candy often called sour power belts. When broken In half causes a rain of suger

Person: what candy did you get

Person 2: Rainbow bacon

by Rubilacxe October 26, 2018

Bacon censored

When a chick turns the lights out just as you are about to go down on her, usually a sign of lacking confidence in the appearance of her labia and vulva. May also be an act of denying visual appreciation of the meal, either so the taste is heightened or in an effort to make sure you come back again later in the hope you can sneak a peek.

“I was heading downstairs and just as I peeled the g-banger off, she bacon censored me”

by modernphrases June 06, 2023