Art Price, Jr.

The act of having sex with lawn furniture.

Derived from the notorious Bellevue, Ohio man (Art Price, Jr.) who was repeated caught on video tape having sex with his picnic table.

I'm sorry I missed your call. I was out in the back yard giving my lawn chair the old 'Art Price, Jr.'

by Matt Grundel April 2, 2008

Post-it® Art

Post-it Art - To take multiple post-it pages and draw a seperate picture on each one. Then arrange them on a wall in any fashion you please.

I would draw an animal on 4 different post-its. A dog, a cat, an elephant and a bear. Then post them in a rectangular shape around one another. That is Post-it® Art.

by JcbTkht September 26, 2005

Art Guevara

A stupid mexican who likes to get sgot with paintballs in the chest and stick foreign objects up his ass

Ah man u stupid spick go back to the mother land. Ah man that Lacrosse stick won't fit up your ass

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

Wherefore art thou

Spoken by Juliet in William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. Wherefore means “why", in this line Juliet alludes to the feuding families of the play - lamenting Romeo's name.

Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?

by DerpySqwuid December 7, 2018

dirty art kabob

When you do a woman in the ass so hard that your penis comes out the woman's mouth like a shish kebab

I was boning this chick so hard in the ass last night that I accidentally dirty art kabob her

by The real art shady January 1, 2014

arts and craft session

A very vicious form of scissoring for lesbians.

Are you going to the movies tonight?

No Sarah and I are having an arts and craft session

by Anal thrasher 15 November 30, 2015

Brown-Chip Art

Artworks which have sustained value despite being total shit.

Sotheby's Hong Kong is leading the market for secondary sales of brown-chip artists like KAWS, Banksy, and Damien Hirst.

by DoogieMcButtButtJr. May 4, 2020