arse bastard

Noun, A male Homosexual

Andrew has sex with males, that makes him an arse bastard

by surfsquid October 28, 2007

arse floss

1.Any liquid, gas or solid that comes out of ur rectum/anus/arse/ass/crack/cheesehole.

2.When candy floss is ramed up a mans arse so hard it comes out his penis

A: Whoa whats that?
B: Ey! Its arse floss

by scottysullivan October 3, 2006

Split arse

Can be used when somebody in front of you is driving or walking incredibly slowly and is usually blocking your way.
User is usually fustrated and inpatient.
More commonly used by British males.

"Come on split arse!"
"Fuck sake this bloody split arse is in my way!"
"Get out the way split arse!"

by Superman01 July 19, 2009

Onion Arse

A arse that could make a grown man cry.

That girl has a onion arse.

by Trebek007 March 25, 2009

Arse Farm

1. Gay night club.
2. A large amount of arses in one place.

Woah! It smells like and Arse Farm in here!

Hey bro' - did you see all them Arse Farmers in that Arse Farm?

by Dagzie D. Dawg February 10, 2009

arse fuck

Someone so ugly, crude, generally disgusting that you'd rather be fucked up the arse than have to see their troll like features.

'Ah minger! Get thee behind me.'

or (morning after)
'ow! shit! there's an arse fuck in my bed. Well at least i wasn't that drunk, if the pain's anything to go by.'

by a-nonny-mouse1 and a-nonny-mouse2 January 14, 2004

stink arse

bad smell coming from some1s ass

jeez that stinks martin u got a real stinky arse

by stinker June 28, 2004